Highly absorbent vaginas

[Rachyabbadabbadoo]

Thought I'd try Yoni sanitary towels today. Their packaging blurb says "your vagina is highly absorbent. Just like our pads".

I haven't noticed a difference in the swimming pool water level when there are lots of women swimming.

AIBU to think my vagina isn't as highly absorbent as it should be?

Yikes, who knew the French word for sanitary towel was 'serviette'?

You may laugh, but me and my vagina were key players in the Exxon Valdez cleanup operation.

Off to do the dishes with my fanny. After we mop up a few spills.

The name Yoni also unfortunately reminds me of a dodgy sex documentary I watched recently on c5 where a man who closest resembled Mr Tumnus did 'yoni massage' (frantic fingering whilst wearing a weird bead necklace). < not jealousy

This could fuck up the kitchen roll marketing campaigns

Maybe my absorbent vagina is the reason I’m gaining weight because I’m sure it’s not what I eat.

Brian’s doing well for himself these days!!

Hahah thanks for the laughs!

I'm also assuming they mean absorbing toxins. But it's terrible wording.

I'm a lover of nice period items, not seen these. Where are they from please?

Mine is like a huge sponge. I once got in the sea and it was like the tide just went out.

Absorbent? Whit? Why does that wet patch / ninja roll bathroom dash happen then?
😂😂😂

Oh, now that thread of a few months ago makes sense! You know, the one that went ‘Why are all these women sitting (lower) half naked on carpets?’ thread. They were obviously human RugDoctors!

Can someone help me, please?

I spilled some juice on my tiled kitchen floor, removed my knickers, squatted down to soak up the juice... and slipped.

I’m now suckered on, and I’m getting cold.

Oh my god, I love some of you.
I needed the laugh some of these comments gave me, thank you.

From Sainsbury's, found in both the "feminine products" and "industrial absorption" aisles.

Useless fact Your vagina absorbs more of a dose of steroids than taking the same dose by mouth. Not sure it will take off as a treatment for asthma though

Does this put Mr Juan Sheet out of a job?

Why do we need toilet roll then

How did they find that out?! Who was persuaded to put an inhaler in their vagina?

I use it to hoover up window condensation.

#lifehacks
#hincharmy

Don't you mean #MingeArmy?

Sounds uncomfortable. Glad I don’t have one.

is this why the French stick aspirins up their arse? misses the point

Well it cant be that absorbent or I wouldn't need to buy their product.

Good point. Their marketing blurb is basically saying 'You don't need this product'.

Its true.
This why youll finding me drop into the splits each time you hear 'clean up on aisle 5' in tesco.

@BoomTish

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