Honestly... this is lighthearted and not some weirdo fetish...
I have the fortune to have the cupboard over the loo. I have 1 cupboard... HE has 2
so my stuff is just kinda shoved in.
Got something out the other day and my ladyshave... which is antique I might add - promptly fell down the loo. I grabbed it out - and immediately binned it... Having images of being electrocuted whilst trimming didn't fill me with confidence.
I bought that beaut aged 12/13 when my Mum finally agreed I could buy one. I had fluffy, downy, hairy legs. I wasn't allowed razors but could buy a ladyshave as it was safer.
I've had that thing for 20 years.... 20!
sniff
I now need to find another... replacement... that doesn't leave stubble behind!
What's your oldest item?