my local facebook community group is spectacularly idiotic today, is yours?

[GaryBaldbiscuit]

Just a few
Is the tip open today?
Are there any buses?
Are the doctors open?
Can I weigh my baby today?

To name but a few!

My latest favourite is the post from a lady saying that she has cold water, but no hot water. She wondered if it was just her or if the whole village was the same