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To ask for advice re Camel Toe

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DarcieStarlight · 22/12/2018 11:53

So I've recently joined a gym and bought loads of new gym gear. Only problem is that the leggings are of such a material and tight nature that no matter how low or high I pull them up I always end up with a camel toe.
I've tried neatly folding up tissue and putting it in the front of my knickers. That doesn't work.
So I'm calling on MN for ideas about how to get rid of it once and for all. I don't particularly have a big downstairs area so I am sure it's just the gym clothes.
All suggestions however wild will be experimented with and reported back on. I'm sick of walking into the gym with what can only resemble a sugar puff stuffed down my knickers.
All ideas welcome!

OP posts:
kaytee87 · 22/12/2018 11:54

Get a bigger pair?

Skyejuly · 22/12/2018 11:54

Different trousers

TheQueef · 22/12/2018 11:55

Can't you buy a bit of plastic like a shoe horn for this or did I make that up.....

PutDownThatLaptop · 22/12/2018 11:55

sugar puff Grin

TheKitchenWitch · 22/12/2018 11:55

Panty liners, more at the front than usual.

continuallychargingmyphone · 22/12/2018 11:55
Xmas Hmm

Caution please people ...

Theunsungsong · 22/12/2018 11:58

Why not make a feature of it! could you change it into a smiley face, or a sleeping kitten 'anyone wanna stroke my little pussy'?

Lymphy · 22/12/2018 11:58

@TheQueef you are not making it up, it’s called the smooth groove! Shock

VickyEadie · 22/12/2018 11:59

Long t shirt. FTFY.

Seriously - wear long t shirts. I do.

Kpo58 · 22/12/2018 11:59

Don't wear lycra and wear a longer top.

Get one of those things that men use to protect their bits?

TheQueef · 22/12/2018 12:00

Take Lymphy that's the thing.
I remember thinking who gives enough fucks about fanny flaps to buy that.
Well now I know Grin

TheFaerieQueene · 22/12/2018 12:00

😇

To ask for advice re Camel Toe
IhateBoswell · 22/12/2018 12:01

Don't be sharing hide the vulva tips Xmas Hmm

TheQueef · 22/12/2018 12:01

Thanks not take.

JustKeepSwimmingJustKeepSwimmi · 22/12/2018 12:01

2 pairs of pants?

Dont show your bits?! Longer top.

Leotard over it ;)

TeaByTheSeaside · 22/12/2018 12:01

You need to grow a full on hairy growler! All that padding will hide even a hint of camel toe! 😂😂

DarcieStarlight · 22/12/2018 12:02

@Skyejuly I think it's just the type of material that gym gear is made of it's a bit clingy. I have lots of different makes and they're all the same.
I was thinking of just wearing normal leggings to the gym but feel a bit guilty on my boyfriend who's forked out for nice things for me to wear when I go.

OP posts:
Fairylea · 22/12/2018 12:02

Long t shirt.

DarcieStarlight · 22/12/2018 12:03

Oh and btw guys no caution needed, I'm a regular poster, pretty normal woman just getting pissed off with my flaps being on show! 🤣

OP posts:
babysharkie · 22/12/2018 12:06

Size up if they're too tight

EverythingsDozy · 22/12/2018 12:08

I watched one of those life hack Facebook videos once and it recommended wrapping a pantyliner around your knickers where your vulva sits.

TheQueef · 22/12/2018 12:08

Try one of those 50p Ikea crocodile shoe horns first.
On vs it will need cutting down.
Or maybe not Shock

Icantbelieveitsnotnutter · 22/12/2018 12:09

A jockstrap?

AhoyDelBoy · 22/12/2018 12:11

I don’t really understand the whole camel toe thing. Either you must have them wedged up pretty high, they’re too small or they’re bad quality/cheap material Xmas Hmm

WhenLifeGivesYouLemonsx · 22/12/2018 12:13

Wear a panty liner inside out so that it is laying outside your knickers rather than inside.

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