Things/people you don't get the fuss over

[GunpowderGelatine]

David Beckham. He looks like he should be working on the dodgems at the local fair

Tom Hardy. So average!

Christmas dinner. Bland meat, smelly veg and only ever so slightly redeemed by pigs in blankets and cranberry sauce.

Restaurants that serve me food on something that's not a plate. I once had a chickens and leek pie in a mess tin FFS.

Camping. Trips away and holidays are supposed to be enjoyable, what is fun about sweeping bugs out your home in a morning and freezing half to death on a night

Holly Willoughby
Harry Potter
Nandos
iPhones

Dogs dressed up in silly dog clothes
Musical theatre
Alexa Chung

I was going to say Alexa Chung MrsDrudge and skipped to the last page by chance to see you agree.

I sometimes fantasise about a tactical missile strike on the Chiltern Firehouse that will take out Alexa, the Hadids, Cara and Poppy Delevingne, that posh one who David Beckham is knobbing and perhaps Goldenballs himself, while leaving the rest of the area untouched.

that posh one who David Beckham is knobbing

Who's that? [tragically out of the loop]

Virtually all the above, plus....
Soaps
TV Quiz
Strictly
BGT
Kardashian's
10 Bobs - Fucking despise Tenbobs

Oh' and I'm pig sick off all the charity ads FFS

I've just been through the recycling for you DarlingNikita. It's Lady Mary Charteris (no, I don't know, either). Obviously there is no truth in it

Thanks, limited, you're a pal

A quick Google suggests she's an all-purpose model/singer/whatever of noble/moneyed background (Guinness family etc). And also that there is NO rift between her and Victoria (thanks, the Sun), about which we're all relieved I'm sure.

Sport
Swearing
DH swearing at sport
Calories

The X factor
Gaming
Strictly
Soaps
Botox

People who read a whole mumsnet thread asking for “things/people they don’t get what the fuss is all about” and then make snidely remarks about people who answer the question. Snark off namechangeforthisone .