Things/people you don't get the fuss over

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David Beckham. He looks like he should be working on the dodgems at the local fair

Tom Hardy. So average!

Christmas dinner. Bland meat, smelly veg and only ever so slightly redeemed by pigs in blankets and cranberry sauce.

Restaurants that serve me food on something that's not a plate. I once had a chickens and leek pie in a mess tin FFS.

Camping. Trips away and holidays are supposed to be enjoyable, what is fun about sweeping bugs out your home in a morning and freezing half to death on a night

Micheal Bublé... ugh 🤢

Disney merchandise.

Social media. The hysteria caused by idiots being rude to one another on Facetwitgram is utterly pathetic. Grow up, turn your phones off and get a life you cretins.

Jaffa cakes

KFC.
Snow.
The Kardashians.
Long baths. I get in, get clean, wash my hair and get out. Don't see the need to spend an hour in there.
Lord of the rings. (My ex dp loved it. I don't get it. Same with Harry potter).
Christmas jumpers.
Secret Santa

Christmas dinner. Bland meat, smelly veg and only ever so slightly redeemed by pigs in blankets and cranberry sauce.

I suggest you have your dinner prepared by a better cook.

Lush - stuff I would have liked as a young teen but leaves me cold now
Prosecco - no idea what people see in it! Cava is a lot nicer, on average

Love gin and nandos have improved recently!

Micheal buble, Adele, Sam Smith

Eastenders

Pulled pork/chicken/beef

Ridiculous looking eyebrows

Rachel Riley
Kim Kartrashian
I'm A Celebrity, X Factor, GBBO
Christmas in general
Heavy make up especially drag queen style
Chain restaurants and pubs e.g. Wetherspoons, Pizza Express etc
BA Club Class - nothing special these days
Aldi/Lidl

Am sure there are more to follow...

I agree recklessruby lord of the rings - shocking

Christmas
Facebook
Reality TV 'stars'
The Royal family
Selfies

Mrs Brown

Lip fillers.
Kardashian style makeup-everyone looks the same.
Nandos -I'm by no means a chef but it's not difficult to get chicken and chips wrong

Salted caramel anything.

'Influencers'
Wannabe influencers
Five Guys
£50 Makeup palettes
Hair extensions
Wigs
Michael Kors handbags/purses/everything
Soaps

Caroline Flack

I cannot adequately describe the heaven that was a Five Guys burger. I doubt I'll ever have one again due to them being way out of my price range. If I had the cash I'd buy them again. My brother paid.
Anyway back to the subject.. brioche buns. What a load of wank. Far too sweet

Wasn't lush once cosmetics to go? Loved looking at my friend's catalogue as a kid, never actually bought anything.

Have just deleted FB because the urge to post "pithy" replies was just too strong. It's a pile of shite, specially at this time of year if you aren't having a great time.

Five guys is overpriced burger king, which itself is overpriced maccys. Never been to nandos and not been tempted, I'm meh about chicken at best.

I'm coming to the realisation that the royle family hasn't aged well for me. It's well observed, but Barbara should ltb. Jim is a solid gold cunt :(

TOWIE
Love Island
Big brother.
Clearly a theme here, i hate reality crap!

Love Island/Jungle/Essex/Big Brother type TV.

(LOVE avocado, but you need to eat it when it’s actually ripe but not over ripe. under or over and it’s horrid.)

People - loads. We’d run out of posting space if I started

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Michael Kors
McDonald’s
Charlotte Tilbury
Urban Decay
Alexa
Spa weekends

Television, the monarchy, Prosecco, vodka, skiing, cruises, colour-painted fingernails, Wimbledon tennis, classes for small babies, Birkenstock shoes, owning property over renting snobbery, and life insurance.

The Fiat 500. Little cars that look like Hoovers or something out of noddy.

All those little bits of sex things like nipple tassels and cock rings and so on. I'm more of a rip each other's clothes off and get to it kind of lover