David Beckham. He looks like he should be working on the dodgems at the local fair
Tom Hardy. So average!
Christmas dinner. Bland meat, smelly veg and only ever so slightly redeemed by pigs in blankets and cranberry sauce.
Restaurants that serve me food on something that's not a plate. I once had a chickens and leek pie in a mess tin FFS.
Camping. Trips away and holidays are supposed to be enjoyable, what is fun about sweeping bugs out your home in a morning and freezing half to death on a night