Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.

[Ragevibration]

And it has to be incredibly embarrassing or else it's no fun.

Nobody in real life knows mine...

Victor McDade from Still Game

AIBU to ask who your (very) guilty crush is!!!

I don't think it's embarrassing but, Martin Kemp. Had a dream last night that I was snogging him. It was good. He was good. Was very disappointed that I woke up before anything else happened

What’s embarrassing about Ian Somerhalder? Have I missed a memo?

Noel Fielding. I can't explain why but he just makes me go all funny 😂

Alan Davies - ever since his Jonathan Creek days but even now I feel tingly when I see him on TV!

Ross Noble.

Douglas Henshall, Vic Reeves, and Patrick Stewart!

Life long crush on Chris Packham, which goes right back to the days of The Really Wild Show

Ooh Douglas Henshall in Shetland

@Babbaganoush Noel seems like he's really know his way around a erm...erm..
Sex. Looks like he knows how to do it

Spencer Matthews.

Pauly D from Jersey Shore 😳

Nigel Slater. And I'm in love with his kitchen, too.

Actually, I'd like to live in a menage a trois with Nigel Slater and Monty Don.

Stanley Tucci - I love him 

Jonathan Creek.

Not Alan Davies.

Richard Armitage 😘 nobody get any ideas, he's promised to me in my dreams

The lovely Giles Brandreth

Tom Hanks.

I just love the man!

Rufus Sewell, Ian Somerhalder, Richard Armitage and Hugh Jackman?

Some of you need to reread the OP and note the key word embarrassing!

Yes! Si for me as well. 🤫

I second Chris Barrie from Red Dwarf! Those expressive nostrils.

Also Foyle from Foyle's War.

Do I know you in real life bip, or is Chris Barrie’s nose an actual thing?

There can’t be two of you that go mad for it, Shirley?

Have discovered 'Snowy River: The McGregor Saga' on Amazon prime. I remember watching it as a teenager and having an enormous crush on Matt McGregor (played by Andrew Clarke). Still think he's gorgeous and feel myself actually blushing everytime he smiles 🤭

Ricky Gervais

Well since taking DS to see him last night, I now have a massive crush on a 28 year old You Tuber (I’m 50).

Jacksepticeye. In my defence he was incredibly funny and I have always fancied funny men.