Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.

[Ragevibration]

And it has to be incredibly embarrassing or else it's no fun.

Nobody in real life knows mine...

Victor McDade from Still Game

AIBU to ask who your (very) guilty crush is!!!

Robbie Savage

Some of these crushes are totally not dubious enough to be kept a secret! Hugh Jackman is widely acknowledged to be gorgeous.

I totally have a thing for Chris Barrie. He did a nude scene in an episode of Red Dwarf and I was totally smitten.

Aintnothing yes of course. His sexiest role. He certainly improved with age.

Hugh Jackman, Aiden Turner, Louis Theroux?? On what planet are they embarrassing 

Peter Egan from Ever Decreasing Circles, from the late 80s.

He has been in many things since including The Wedding Date movie and now, Unforgotten.

Still dashing, and yet 28 years older than me

Guy Garvey.

No idea where that came from but his voice makes me go weak at the knees.

...Peter Hitchens
See, now that makes me feel a whole lot better.

Tony Soprano, it must be all that polyester.

Oh yes tony soprano! Definitely.

Another one for Chris Barrie

Ed Balls. It's Mumsnet's fault. There was a thread on here years ago about what a fab shag he'd be and I've never got over it.

OMg Greg Davies. And I am 5ft 2 and over 10 years his junior

Another Chris barrie here! So maybe not so weird.

Jason Manford 😍😍

Dr Michael Moseley
especially when he looks all disheveled trying to prove some scientific point. Mmmmm!

A bit retro, but Mark Lamarr

Oh and Bob odenkirk (saul goodman). Probably a bit odd, I mean the hair alone should be enough to put anyone off but he does it for me...

Hands off Tom Hollander, I saw him first 

I have a secret crush on a woman at the gym.

David Thewlis and Noel Fitzpatrick

Ooh I had a real crush on Peter Egan as a kid. He's 30 years older than me! I quite liked Richard Briers too. I was a strange kid!

Now. Stampy, that minecraft YouTuber. He was in something on CBBC a few years back when my kids still watched it, and I thought he was gorgeous.

Lord Tumble

I second Barry Gibb
Also Steve Coogan
And more predictably Tom Hardy

Boris Johnson and Bill nighy... Omg I think I need therapy.

My most embarrassing one is currently Travers Beynon