Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.

[Ragevibration]

And it has to be incredibly embarrassing or else it's no fun.

Nobody in real life knows mine...

Victor McDade from Still Game

AIBU to ask who your (very) guilty crush is!!!

I'm surprised at Monty, posing topless on Insta has lowered him in my estimation.

What about the good looking one off Horrible Histories, whether as a plague stricken peasant, murderous Saxon or victorious slumlord ... Ample scope for the imagination

Mick

@SerenDippitty
Rufus Sewell is not embarrassing, he's properly gorgeous

Mick

Oh come on

Boohoo, secret for a reason

Look at mick Hucknall!

Like an oven bottom

He looks like the stay puffed man from Ghostbusters.

Ray Winstone

Like a soggy soufflé!

Greg Davies

Greg Davies isn’t embarrassing. How about Johnny Vegas?

Mark kermode AND Simon Mayo. I love them both, they are both old enough to be my dad.

James May. He can talk to me about camshafts, sprockets and big ends as much as he likes .

SerenDippitty I think we share taste in men...Richard Osman and now you say Johnny Vegas I totally get that. Noel Fielding? It might be a Welsh thing if your user name is anything to go by.

Definitely a Welsh thing RestingButchFace. Get Noel Fielding too.

Drew Pritchard off Salvage Hunters 🙈

Brian Cox, but I'm not sure whether he counts as an embarrassing crush as loads of women like him.

Paul Calf

jellybean i’m with you on Bill Nighy.

Most of mine are old(er) men. Number one is Morse - not John Thaw, just Morse. Also see above, and Alan Rickman, and Philip Glenister as Gene Hunt.

I’m only 29, I promise I don’t have father issues....

Ooh and I posted on the Strictly thread that I had a very filthy dream about Kevin Clifton and now I just can’t look at him without remembering it

Peter Kay

Mick hucknall is the winner so far! I don't have any embarrassing crushes, only ever fancied obvious candidates! Oh, quite liked count fosco in the woman in white. My colleagues were disgusted! I thought he was gorgeous!

Q

Lord Tumble ?!