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Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.

298 replies

Ragevibration · 02/11/2018 21:38

And it has to be incredibly embarrassing or else it's no fun.

Nobody in real life knows mine...

Victor McDade from Still Game Blush

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Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.
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SerenDippitty · 02/11/2018 22:45

Judge Rinder, adore him.
Paul O’Grady, I think he’s quite handsome
Rufus Sewell
Bryan Cranston

boohooyo · 02/11/2018 22:45

A bit retro, but Mark Lamarr

Oh yes! I think he got arrested for domestic abuse recently though#buzzkill

RestingButchFace · 02/11/2018 22:47

Richard Osman from Pointless. The combination of intelligence and humour just makes me go all funny.

Hollipopsmum · 02/11/2018 22:47

Phil Jupitus - proper weird

CrunchyNutcase · 02/11/2018 22:48

Ken Bruce. It’s the voice Blush

MaureenMLove · 02/11/2018 22:49

Ive always loved Nick Berry, since he was in Eastenders in about 1984!

Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.
SerenDippitty · 02/11/2018 22:52

Agree about Richard Osman. Phwooarrh.

Ben Miller. Clever and funny.

Dontfeellikeaskeleton · 02/11/2018 22:53

Monty Don.

Fuck me he's fit

Dontfeellikeaskeleton · 02/11/2018 22:53

Kevin Mcloud : I swear he could just start drawling on about lintels and I'd come

artemisdubois · 02/11/2018 22:56

Ian Hislop's as close as it comes to a 'secret' celeb crush.

Louis Theroux, Matthew McFadyen, Idris Elba, John Hamm are the more usual choices.

Actually, given the fact he's clearly a monumental dickhead, Morrissey might well be my most shameful celeb crush nowadays.

SputnikBear · 02/11/2018 22:58

Monty Don. Fuck me he's fit
You’re not alone. He posted a topless selfie on Instagram last week and a million women swooned.

CherryPavlova · 02/11/2018 22:58

Apart from Hugh Grant or Colin Firth?
Would have to be Martin Clunes, Jeremy Paxman or my husband.

Vampiratequeen · 02/11/2018 22:58

Robert Carlyle.

alienor13 · 02/11/2018 22:59

Keir Starmer. Met him and he was lovely with a velvety voice.

alwaysiero · 02/11/2018 23:00

Mackenzie Crook, detectorists not the office.

alienor13 · 02/11/2018 23:00

Oh and Tim Booth.

Vampiratequeen · 02/11/2018 23:01

I should add that I love him as is, but have a massive thing for him as Rumplstiltskin in Once Upon A Time.

brizzledrizzle · 02/11/2018 23:02

Dashed to instagram only to see a thirty year old picture of Man in dodgy tracked with his finger up his nose, that'll teach me!

Fatasfook · 02/11/2018 23:02

Mick hucknell when he had dreads and a suit

Fatasfook · 02/11/2018 23:02

I think I might win

Dandeeli · 02/11/2018 23:03

Mickey Flannigan. Fuck yeah.

OwlinaTree · 02/11/2018 23:03

The Dr from my childhood!

Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.
brizzledrizzle · 02/11/2018 23:03

Mick hucknall?  better than Morrissey though!

puttingthegenieback · 02/11/2018 23:04

Hilary Benn

DuggeesWooOOooggle · 02/11/2018 23:08

Guy Garvey is not embarrassing MissMarplesKnitting, his voice is very sexy, and I say this as a Yorkshire woman (him being a Manc and all that, wrong side o' t'pennines).

I have had some very interesting dreams about a couple of much senior colleagues including a head of service at my work. Couldn't look one of them in the eye next time I saw him.