Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.

[Ragevibration]

And it has to be incredibly embarrassing or else it's no fun.

Nobody in real life knows mine...

Victor McDade from Still Game

AIBU to ask who your (very) guilty crush is!!!

Chris Barrie here too. Lifelong fan since the Rimmer dayz

Have a thing for Graeme Swann too - have since he was playing for England, so delighted he's on Strictly (however much longer) 😂

Ooh yes Chris Barrie. Remember the nude Red Dwarf.

Adrian Dunbar.

I second Brian Capron

Max Joseph is a sexy silver fox

Douglas Henshall
Ryan Hawley ( I'm not sure if that's the right person) he's a blonde young fella on Emmerdale. I don't watch it but it's on in the background at my dads house when I visit and I thought, when I saw the blonde actor, 'oh he's a bit of all right!'
I have no idea what his character is like in the show. He could be the evil villain for all I know. The tv is just on in the background.
There was a lovely doctor in Casualty years ago too but I don't know his name. A big tall man.
Hugh Grant 

Michael Ball.

Alfie Boe
Adam Scott, but only as Ben Wyatt in Parks & Rec
Steve Gutenberg

Dontgointo. What's embarrassing about Richard Armitage? I thought he was an acknowledged god

My secret crush is Claude Littner. His little smile 

I’ve just Googled boopsy, and he’s 40 in December

Perve away. He’s well legal.

Daniel Howell on the other hand is not appropriate for our age range.

Oh, and Rik Mayall and Ian McShane!

Mads Mickelson

Rik Mayall, absolutely.
And Richard Armitage, but only as Thorin...

Robert Carlisle is not embarrassing- he's gorgeous and my OH is his spit! Douglas Henshall similarly divine, not embarassing!

Billy Connolly for me and Ross Kemp and David Dimbelby!

Some of you are totally misunderstanding the embarrassing bit. It's not embarrassing to fancy someone who is widely recognised to be conventionally handsome. Mine is Martin Lewis 😍

I think the winner is either me or the pp who said MICK HUCKNALL.

Bloody he'll. Although I didn't know who a lot were so been googling strange men for the last hour

So many of these aren't embarrassing at all. Mine is Tony Robinson. I'm a sucker for his twinkly eyes.

Vinnie Jones
Jeremy Kyle

Oh yeah rik mayall is sexy!

Blackadder is sexy too. Rowan Atkinson not so much.

Hahaha martin Lewis! I can't find someone sexy when I think they might be giving me budgeting tips while bonking.

JEREMY KYLE?!?! We have a new winner.

Robert the robot (from CBeebies Justin's House

Lord Tumble for me too. And johnny Ball. And Hannibal from the A team. Oh dear.

Judge John Deed - easily old enough to be my dad...not Inspector Gently...just Judge Seen, oh my...

BeetleBumShesAGun I could have written your post. Luckily for me I am considerably older than you, so your weird obsessions are my perfectly acceptable crushes.

Yes Jeremy Kyle. It's that bossiness I think..