Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.

[Ragevibration]

And it has to be incredibly embarrassing or else it's no fun.

Nobody in real life knows mine...

Victor McDade from Still Game

AIBU to ask who your (very) guilty crush is!!!

Claude Littner. 😱

Another Naveed-from-Still-Game crush here - loved the Hogmany special where he ended up snogging Isa.

And Kate Winslet. Her and Nicky are the only two who could threaten my marriage... DW understands...

iwillbemummy

Brendan Rogers-Yes that's embarrassing.

This is such refreshing reading. I'd be interested to hear more unusual female crushes(on females I mean). We always think men have more traditional crushes but I wonder.

Gary Neville.

I can see the Brendan Rogers attraction too.
Oh and Neil Lennon.

I think I have a football theme emerging...!

That photo of mick though!! So funny!

Ray winstone for me too.
Gene Hunt.
Yes I get the Peter Dinklage thing in GOT!
Iain Glenn
Aidan Gillen (I would do bad, bad things with him...)

Russell Howard, and Vicci Martinez (the actress who played Daddy in OITNB)

Dick solomon from 3rd rock from the sun blush fuck knows why but I would

Oh I entirely get John Lithgow. Especially as Dick Solomon. That combination of an American footballer’s player’s body and a kind, humorous intelligent face.

Jeremy Kyle!!! Runs off to hide my head in shame!

Eddie Izzard Running 27 marathons in 27 days made it even worse

Oh yes David Williams too!
Love a camp straight man.

Vladimir Putin

Putin? Lol !

Reece Shearsmith but when he was back in League of Gentlemen in the 90s 😂😂😂

@Planesmistakenforstars - thank God you said it before I did. FINALLY someone to share my shame!

@SeaViewBliss - you are not alone. I assume you've seen the YouTube video of him pole dancing with Markiplier?

Actually I wouldn't kick Markiplier out of bed for eating crisps either...

@Dandeeli - Dick Strawbridge?! Now that WOULD be a moustache ride to remember...

I also love Mark Williams as Arthur Weasley and especially as Father Brown.

Ahem.
I got a right old drubbing on here a Few years ago for admitting I fancied Gus Fring from Breaking Bad. Heh.

Errr...lemme see. I’m feeling the Stannis love too, especially when he’s correcting grammar.

Ramsay Bolton, too. I think there may be sth wrong with me.

Someone asked about unusual crushes men have for women and I’ve collected a few over the years.

Hattie Jacques
Edwina Currie
Mary Berry

There’s a few more, I’m sure, but I can’t remember them right now.

Oh, a couple of my mates fancy Putin and another fancies Johnny Vegas and Meatloaf...

Philip Glenister but only as Gene Hunt
Oh yes, how could I forget him? Cor.

Along similar lines, Ted Hastings from Line of Duty.

Also, agree with Eddie Izzard, but only when he's in drag. And Reece Shearsmith, then and now.

I don't mind Gus Fring either.

Jeremy Vine