That one of the prefects in yr 10 let her boyfriend to get her in the gym... possibly true. Certainly the type to do so.
Music teacher was sleeping with a yr 11. True. She left and never returned.
Maths teacher was a grumpy lesbian. Untrue. We found out she was actually a widow. Once she told us she was happier... must have been a relief to tell someone I guess. She later had a mental breakdown a few years later and locked herself in her cupboard.
Head teacher was having an affair with his secretary. True.
Science teacher was a paedo. Possibly. Siblings were in his class and if they couldn't think of a unique answer to his questions they had to say "I love you Mr.C". I did find that odd.
Same teacher also possibly sent dirty emails to colleagues... half true. I saw some but for the life of me can't remember what they said or who to exactly. He didn't realise I was stood behind him. I was silent apparently. Don't know how he didn't see me though... u had to pass his desk to get next to him.
That I was sleeping with said science teacher... Untrue. That was based off a true story of a girl in the year below who fancied him. People misheard what I'd said and so that started.
That a maths teacher was Jesus. He had the beard and long hair. He quite liked that rumour after we told him.
PE teacher was a lesbian. True. She didnt used to watch us get dressed though. Guess she wanted to be safe.
That another science teacher died. Untrue. He broke his collarbone skiing so was off for 4 months.
That I fancied him. Slightly true. He had beautiful eyes and teeth.
At uni... That the head of department was always drunk. Slightly true. Definitely came in stoned and or hungover several times. He eventually left because he was caught smoking drugs with students.
That he was gay. True. We found his Grindr account. He was also engaged but then broke it off I've since found out.
That we had 2 lesbian lecturers who were eating. True. Not sure if they're still together though but they're lovely and so enthusiastic about their subject that they were really good teachers.
Best friend also believes I'm in love with one of my old uni lecturers. Untrue but I do like his poetry and how he is no nonsense.
She also believes I liked another lecturer after I wrote "porn" for him. Untrue. The whole point was to make him as the reader feel uncomfortable. I got a 1st so i managed it but he never spoke to me again 