To ask you to share your best joke?

[AiryFairyUnicornRainbow]

A bear walks into a bar, and says to the bar tender:

'Please may I have............................................................................a pint?'

and the bar tender replies

'Why the long pause?'

and the bear says

'I dunno, I was just born with them'

fnar fnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
JACK!

Why does Edward Woodward have four d's in his name?

Otherwise he'd be called Ewar Woowar.

I thank you

Edward Woodward - the only person whose name sounds like a fart in a bath.