Do an AIBU from a movie character and see if anyone can guess who it is

[GunpowderGelatine]

I'll start.

AIBU to be pissed off with my recluse sister?

My sister is an introvert to the point where she won't even speak to me anymore. We live together but I literally don't see her from one day to the next and TBH I'd like a bit of company. Also it's bloody cold in our house, especially walking past DSis room, anyone got any recommendations for portable heaters? Preferably from John Lewis.

Aibu to go on holiday to Paris and accudentally leave my ds at home?...there were burglars who he had to deal with by himself but he seemed to manage fine!

No idea what your one is op...but I'm crap at films!

Do you want to build a snowman?

I can’t stand my dad, he’s so controlling. My sisters can do no wrong but all he ever does is tell me off. There’s this whole other world that I’m not allowed to go into, I don’t know what my dad has against the people there, maybe because they have legs and he looks down on them? There’s this weird old woman who lives near us who said she could help me but I don’t know whether to trust her... she is the only thing that could get me away from my dad though and I really can’t stand living in the palace with him anymore. AIBU to make a deal with the weird woman just to get away from my dad?

Frozen
Home alone
The little mermaid

Im so so sick and tired of looking old. I think my doctor husband is sleeping with my friend. She looks so young? Anyways, ive been to see a woman who can do wonderous things to keep one looking young and pert. Rumour has it she is 90 yo but looks about 30. Scary dogs too.

Shes given me a potion to drink which will keep me looming young....wonder if thats what not so dH's bit on the side uses? AIBU to drink the potion and attempt to kill the bitch before she kills me?

ohh tulips is it death becomes her?!

Yes!

@Orlandointhewilderness

Ah! You beat me to it!! Well done!

AIBU to think my dsis is a CF and this is not fair.

Backstory my dsis was always miss perfect and my parents favoured her. She’s always been a little weird to me. Then she married a proper weirdo and had a son.

When the brat was a baby the parents went and got killed and me and dh were lumbered with the child. I fed and kept a roof over his head even though I had a ds of my own to worry about. Now it seems my dsis left her son a whole bunch of money, none for his upkeep mind, and dn has got into some posh weirdo school.

AIBU to think dsis is s CF for dying and not considering how it would effect me and my don should be the one getting into this posh school??

Death becomes her

My mummy and daddy are always shouting at me for pulling them and chasing after fun things! They try to train me but I don’t want to listen. Daddy has started writing columns about me and mummy sometimes reads them to the kids when daddy is working late. I eat things I shouldn’t but they look so tasty

Aibu to chase things and eat because I’m soooo hungry!

Also AIBU to think that’s some bad hat Harry!

Harry Potter

@Thatssomebadhatharry

Jaws...?

Harry Potter

harry potter,
our miracle you've stumped me there!

Yes I did my first one and then thought shit my user name is from a film so I’d do that too.

actually is it marley and me?!

Ourmiracle is that Marley and me??

AIBU - my weird singing teacher is pretending to be my dead dad?

Okay so this whole thing is really weird. I’m in the performing arts and I got a new singing teacher. He never let me see his face, eventually he took me to his house in the middle of the night and I found out he had a facial disfigurement. Then, things got weirder. He started following me and my boyfriend around and followed me to my dads grave and started talking to me from inside the tomb pretending to be him??! Wtf should I do?!

ohh phantom of the opera!

DH wants to take a seasonal job for the winter which is going to mean us moving house out to the sticks where I'm not going to know anyone and to be honest I'm not going to get a chance to make friends as we'll be so isolated. I'm worried about ds - he's a very introverted boy and tends to have imaginary friends so i don't think it's a great environment for him - tbh I don't think it's the best environment for dh either as he's still struggling with recovering from alcoholism.

i Travel a lot. Discovered this new place for dinner. Loads of fresh food. Quietly minding my own business when these three guys start harassing me for no reason. And one of them was a bloody policeman. Chief of police even.

Munchkingoat- shining?