Do an AIBU from a movie character and see if anyone can guess who it is

[GunpowderGelatine]

I'll start.

AIBU to be pissed off with my recluse sister?

My sister is an introvert to the point where she won't even speak to me anymore. We live together but I literally don't see her from one day to the next and TBH I'd like a bit of company. Also it's bloody cold in our house, especially walking past DSis room, anyone got any recommendations for portable heaters? Preferably from John Lewis.

Thigh.. Watership Down?

@willstarttomorrow yes, it's Call Me By Your Name. Sorry - got distracted by real life for DAYS.

So I've unexpectedly become a mum and am not maternal at all. AIBU to stop wearing shoulder pads and move out to the country to make apple sauce?

@elifant

Baby boom!!!

Yup! Trying to think of more

I'm engaged to a guy who's a bit of a wimp. We're probably mismatched but he's a good guy and he loves me. AIBU to run off with another guy I once had a bit of a random snog with in an Italian poppy field instead?

I've been sent to live with my uncle who is a keen mountain climber, I find it a bit boring. But on the good side, I do fancy my cousin. Oh great now my uncle has only gone an booked a climbing holiday in fucking Iceland of all places. Should go with my uncle or stay home to keep my cousin company?

ahmed yep

steam journey to the centre of the earth?

elifant room with a view?

I've just been unfrozen and woken up in the future as these wimpy cops need some help. These future people are so weird, they don't swear and wipe their arses using sea shells instead of toilet roll.

Yes thigh!

My twat of a high school boyfriend stood me up for the prom. Completely disappeared. He’s just turned up at work, made a public show of himself and wants to take me to our high school reunion. AIBU to tell him to piss off? He is bloody handsome but seems suspect.

You're right Thigh

sink Peggy sue got married?

Or........gross point blank

I'm a soldier and I've been sent to the arse end of nowhere, alone. I've got to my posting and it's hopeless, I'm so lonely I have started befriending a wild animal. There's an Indian camp nearby and i really fancy one of the squaws.

Dancing with wolves

I've been involved in a tragedy and I'm so very lonely that I have started an emotional affair with a football.

steam yes

That bloody murderous lying computer.

Demolition man!

I'm a fabulous surgeon and got called away from a glitzy ball with my wife to perform some operation. I got home to find my wife severely injured and her attacker still in the apartment. I started to tussle with him and his prosthetic arm came off. Nobody believes that I didn't murder my wife.

ahmed yep!

The Fugitive.