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To think this “hilarious” card is actually depressing?

698 replies

Decanter · 05/10/2018 00:55

lovelayladesigns.co.uk/Cards/Anniversary_Cards/up-the-bum.html

I have 2 DDs and hate how this kind of crap is being normalised. Fucking hilarious Layla Hmm

OP posts:
BertrandRussell · 05/10/2018 10:23

“anal sex is more dangerous than vaginal sex.

Really? Because I would imagine more women have died from long term results of unprotected vaginal sex than anal.”

It’s a tough call, but I think that has to be in the top three stupidest posts I have ever read on mumsnet

Pissedoffdotcom · 05/10/2018 10:24

Being gay was illegal at one point.
Rape within marriage was legal once.
Things change. Anal sex wasn't (as far as i know) illegal because it was 'more dangerous' than vaginal sex. It was because of the connotations it carried with it

LikeIcare · 05/10/2018 10:25

anal sex is more dangerous than vaginal sex.

Really? Because I would imagine more women have died from long term results of unprotected vaginal sex than anal

Absolutely. All sex is risky for women. Pregnancy and childbirth kills women every day. Plus the long term and often lifechanging injuries and mental illnesses caused.

Nesssie · 05/10/2018 10:26

I'm surprised so many people have a problem with anal considering many of them have a stick up their arse Grin

This thread is truly hilarious. Really brightening up my morning.

KathDayKnight50 · 05/10/2018 10:27

I'm surprised so many people have a problem with anal considering many of them have a stick up their arse

Grin

I love thinking about arseholes while I eat breakfast at the computer.

Padparadscha · 05/10/2018 10:30

It’s a tough call, but I think that has to be in the top three stupidest posts I have ever read on mumsnet

Are the other two from reading back all your ‘know it all’ waffle from endless other threads, Bert? Thank you, however, I’m honoured to be noticed by the almighty BertrandRussell

HeckyPeck · 05/10/2018 10:32

Anal sex wasn't (as far as i know) illegal because it was 'more dangerous' than vaginal sex. It was because of the connotations it carried with it

Absolutely. In England it was criminalised to punish gay men (by the death penalty) nothing to do with women at all.

thisneverendingsummer · 05/10/2018 10:34

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KathDayKnight50 · 05/10/2018 10:35

The fuss about a card and its dark skullduggery
With thoughts about it leading us all into buggery
You know, it really isn't the worst kind of thuggery.

DioneTheDiabolist · 05/10/2018 10:35

I don't think the OP received it. I think she is just complaining about its existence.

AuntBeastie · 05/10/2018 10:37

There is so much judgment and homophobia on this thread, even for mumsnet!

There is nothing wrong with consenting adults freely agreeing to have anal sex. People have sex for pleasure - that’s fine, and the way in which they consensually choose to do it is fine.

Practicing safe, healthy sex is really important but what the hell does that have to do with whether it’s ‘normal’ or not? There is no such thing as normal, people have sex in any number of kinky, unusual and bizarre ways and that’s absolutely fine as long as they’re being safe and practicing enthusiastic consent.

As for all of this bullshit about aids seeming like a gay disease and people having sex with apes, this is just a wild misunderstanding of the historical and medical context of this disease. You should be more careful about sharing harmful stereotypes (even if you’re saying you don’t believe them) as it’s clear that you have a shallow and incomplete understanding of the history of that illness.

Pissedoffdotcom · 05/10/2018 10:38

Again with the 'i know women who have been forced into it & torn'

Jesus, there is a MUCH bigger issue there than the fact it is anal ffs

KathDayKnight50 · 05/10/2018 10:38

Loved your post, thisneverendingsummer

GLAD doesn't even rhyme with slag, bag, and hag

I think the term for not-quite rhyming words is...(drumroll)...

assonance

Note the hilariously-appropriate first syllable Grin

thisneverendingsummer · 05/10/2018 10:40

Just as people are entitled to think regular anal sex is amazing and fab, and they are clutching their pearls at the reactions and posts by some posters; OTHER posters are entitled to think it's wrong, gross, unnecessary, only gives the man pleasure, and will almost certainly cause long-term damage, even if you are CAREFUL.

Trust me, I know. I work in a field where I can assure you I know it CAN cause long term damage if done too often.

SO bash me if you like, and call me what you want, but be CAREFUL, and don't have anal too often - Half a dozen times a year tops.

thisneverendingsummer · 05/10/2018 10:40

No judgement from me OR homophobia. Just a gentle warning.

thisneverendingsummer · 05/10/2018 10:41

@KathDayKnight50

Why, thank you!

Grin
KathDayKnight50 · 05/10/2018 10:45

About that card though.. it’s a really shit card

Grin
Pissedoffdotcom · 05/10/2018 10:46

As an aside just want to say thanks to OP. DP & I enjoy sending stupid cards to each other for a laugh, never heard of this site before today

KathDayKnight50 · 05/10/2018 10:47

You would think these men would have some self awareness, and know what their woman likes. My DH for example knows I would DIE if someone organised a strippergram for me, or a parachute jump, and my family and friends know I would never want concert tickets buying, or an 'experience day.' So they never buy them/get them!

Exactly!

ShirleyPhallus · 05/10/2018 10:47

A father of a friend of our family's found out her married dad was gay when he was in his 60's after continually smelling of poo. He'd become fecally incontenent and the truth all came out.

I think this ^ wins the award for stupidest post on a thread, although Surferjet’s “all gay men wear tampons to stop the poo coming out” is a close second. Fantastic homophobia, both of you.

The young girls targeted by the Rotherham child abuse ring were all sodomised.

The issue there was paedophilia and rape.

Pissedoffdotcom · 05/10/2018 10:49

I missed that gem 😱 so does that mean that every faecally incontinent man & woman I have cared for in my job secretly participates in too much anal?! Fuck, you learn something new every day...🙄

KathDayKnight50 · 05/10/2018 10:49

don't have anal too often - Half a dozen times a year tops

Tops? You mean bottoms, surely? Wink

KathDayKnight50 · 05/10/2018 10:55

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To think this “hilarious” card is actually depressing?
karyatide · 05/10/2018 10:57

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TinklyLittleLaugh · 05/10/2018 11:10

Come on Surferjet was joking wasn't she?

Anyway, I started having sex in the AIDS era. Anal sex was seen as a definite taboo because of the increased risk of infection through fissures. AIDS was seen as a gay disease and a junkie disease.

With the benefit of hindsight we know this is inaccurate, but that's how it was.