To think this “hilarious” card is actually depressing?

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I have 2 DDs and hate how this kind of crap is being normalised. Fucking hilarious Layla

@concreteunderpants - What Gottage said.

@ConcreteUnderpants

Or maybe you just have an extraordinarily small arsehole!

😂😂😂🤣 LOLOLOLOLOL!!! These posts from the 'anal brigade' just keep getting better and better!

Is that meant to be an insult, and 'cutting' and witty.

Epic fail!

Yeah my arsehole is small, and I intend to keep it that way, by not having anal sex! 😂😂😂🤣

What an odd thread

Do you women who enjoy anal sex, have husbands/partners with smaller than average penises?

No my partners actually very well endowed, as a PP said, he just knows what he’s doing in that department. I won’t pretend it didn’t hurt the first time, but for me losing my virginity hurt a lot the first time too so I expected it. Within a few minutes it was fine.

I feel I am able to confirm the arsehole question. Looking around a pathology museum at a famous teaching hospital (bottled babies, fungating penises, a shot away head, that sort of thing) I was confronted by a specimen along the lines of a large calamari ring. What could it be I wondered. The catalogue explained. It was a well used anus of a woman of low repute and the size demonstrated the excessive use that it had been subjected to.
Probably not much use for its original purpose of retaining faeces in the rectum for a convenient moment I wouldn't have thought.

There. Settled it for you.

(For those of you wondering - most of the specimens would date from an age when consent wasn't an issue. Presumably anything that piqued the interest of the pathologist doing a post mortem or dissection was cheerfully put in a bottle for the medical students).

IUsed2 - what have I woken up to?! and

I don't find them offensive. They are meant as a joke, if you're that easily offended, God help you.

Yeah my arsehole is small, and I intend to keep it that way, by not having anal sex! 😂😂😂

good idea! 😁😁

Yes indeedy Mandarine. It was a one off trip as part of a training course and I have longed to return ever since. My friend rushed off to look at the penises and came back ashen faced.

@Iused2BanOptimist

I feel I am able to confirm the arsehole question. Looking around a pathology museum at a famous teaching hospital - I was confronted by a specimen along the lines of a large calamari ring. What could it be I wondered.

The catalogue explained. It was a well used anus of a woman of low repute and the size demonstrated the excessive use that it had been subjected to.

Probably not much use for its original purpose of retaining faeces in the rectum for a convenient moment I wouldn't have thought.

OMG that's the best post on this thread!!! I almost peed myself laughing at that!!! 😂😂😂

Especially THIS bit.........

"It was a well used anus of a woman of low repute and the size demonstrated the excessive use that it had been subjected to!" 😄😆🤣

Maybe the anal brigade should rethink their regular anal-sex practices, even if their partner does seemingly know what he is doing in that department!

@Earlywalker

No my partners actually very well endowed.

Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that my dear.

@Earlywalker

No my partners actually very well endowed.

Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that my dear.

In case anyone from this company thinks the 'advertisement' on this thread would encourage future sales......

You're wrong, this card is gross and I wouldn't buy from you in future because of it.

No, it wasn't meant to be as insult, unlike all of your posts.
It was used as an example to show the stupidity of your statement (because one person you knew said it hurt with a big dick, therefore if you like it, partners must all have a small penis).

Why you can't just accept some people like it and other don't, without needing to resort to personal insults and aggressive posts, i have no idea. It is very weird.

A small anus can cause issues and there is a medical procedure to relax and widen the anus.

Just saying.

People are different sexually and physically. Some women struggle with PiV sex because of thrush, UTIs, vaginal atrophy. Some women like anal some don't.

The issue is consent, freely given and not coerced. If both parties are genuinely curious and interested and proper care is take, happy days.

If not then the relationship is abusive. The issue is abuse NOT the orifice used.

Rape, of any kind, sexual coercion, of any kind is abuse.

On both sides a lot of posters are coming across as utter twats 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don't think either side can claim a moral high ground with all the one up man ship going on.. 🙄

It's a bit of a strange thing to have "sides" about anyway. I'm sure most people think "to each their own" and agree that there should be better education for teenagers without judgement.

Anal sex has never appealed to me and I get plenty of satisfaction from G spot/clitoral orgasms so I can't be (ahem) arsed with something that you have to get loads of fake lube for, take slowly, try carefully etc. etc. when I don't have a prostate gland to get stimulated anyway but if some women actually get real enjoyment out of it and can be bothered will all of that, then of course go for it.

But, whilst I'm all for the whole "love yourself warts and all and embrace the aging process" I am glad that I'm not into something that could speed up my need for incontinence nappies when (if) I get to old age.

A small anus can cause issues and there is a medical procedure to relax and widen the anus.

Just saying.

Sorry, what are you just saying?

It's a bit of a strange thing to have "sides" about anyway.

Yes, it's the wrong axis.

Although... is it also a leftwing/rightwing thing? Are left wingers more like to go back? Are right wingers more conservative? What about Brexiters? Never in, always out?

Well, whether you voted in or out, one thing is for sure and that is Brexit is proving to be a total pain in the arse.

@TheDowagerCuntess what I am saying is, if you really, really need it spelt out, that regular anal sex may 'relax' the spinchter and make a medical procedure unnecessary.

And yes I do know what I am talking about and no I won't tell you the details.

Anal sex is an option with negatives and positives the same way that PiV sex is.

Choice and lack of coercion are the key points.

The bigger the better, I kinda like the pain and bit of throbbing for a day or two...

Misses point of thread.

LOL, and what I'm implying, since it clearly needs spelling out, is that anyone whose anus is so small that it's causing issues (presumably for its intended purpose, i.e. they can't even shit out of it), really (really) shouldn't be taking the advice of some random off the internet to stick a cock up there.

You know, rather than have a healthcare professional deal with it.

No one should take anyone's advice from MN for or against. My point was their are arguments for and against. Some medical evidence points to yes some to no.

It depends on the individual. The point is coercion or more specifically lack thereof.

Up the bum no harm done, means not getting pregnant not non consensual, that saying is as old as the hills.