@cookpassbabtridge
From all the women I've known, anal is normal to 50% of them and these are women in 30s/40s.
Funny that, because in all the women I know in that age group - very few, (probably less than 5%,) engage in anal sex. Probably because it's not very enjoyable for most women, it's unnatural to them, and they don't want to risk infections, diseases, and getting damaged 'up there.' I don't care how many people say 'it's OK if it's practiced safely!' - it is really not natural, as nothing is meant to go in the bumhole (as quite a few posters have said.) In addition, most women I know of older age groups too, don't engage in anal either!
I am well on the side of the women who are pretty much against it, and I really believe very few women enjoy it. Easy to see why men like it, but I really cannot see why women do.
I also think it's weird how defensive some women are being on this thread about anal sex, and how annoyed they seem to be getting at women saying they would never do it, as in their opinion it's weird and unnatural. Why so defensive? Why do you care what others think?
Moreover, if the things people are saying on here against anal sex puts other women off it; then that's not a bad thing! The world's not going to end if women refuse anal sex FFS! 
No way in hell is anyone putting anything up my bumhole. Never been asked by my DH thankfully.
As for the card, it's horrible. I would send it back to whoever sent that to me!
@CiderBrains
A lot of gay men enjoy anal sex too do to say you don't agree with it full stop (not for yourself but for others too) could be quite offensive to gay people.
Well that's just too bad! People are entitled to their opinions FGS.
And the posters saying 'this thread is hilarious' and 'some people are batshit,' because many posters are speaking out against anal sex, are just coming across as a bit obnoxious and pathetic to be honest. I mean God FORBID someone has a different opinion to you, and doesn't like the same things you do eh?!