To change the locks before my husband gets home?

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My head’s all over the place. I’ll try to keep it brief.
We had a lovely day yesterday - lots of family time, big roast dinner. I made a delicious crumble. DH and I had a bowl each with some ice cream and there was a decent portion left. I covered it over and went to bed.
I’ve got loads of dull work to do from home today but cheered myself up with the thought of a mid morning coffee and the leftover crumble. Got myself a bowl, uncovered the crumble dish and my world fell apart. It was EMPTY. He’s eaten the leftover crumble AND covered it up again.
I just didn’t see this coming. He’s eaten the last Hobnob or something when we were younger but I thought he’d changed.
Has anyone been through similar and managed to make things work?

I loike it.

OP Do you have a patio? PM if you do and I can come around with a jack hammer and do a bit of prep. The cheese mate, the cheese!!! You should have known then.i think it's too late to redeem himself with dipping his baguette in some baked camembert.

Get out. Get out now.
Presumably you have a running away fund?

Perhaps you could hire someone to arrange an "unfortunate accident" for him. You know, like the fridge explodes when he take out the crumble or something.

Any updates, OP?

Have you had a big showdown with DH or are you playing the long game?

Bastard blokemaras did something similar in 1975
I'm 65 now and still in therapy.
Oddly we're still married as I haven't yet worked out if it's more feasible to divorce or wait for Karma to kick his greedy arse.

How dare he,,, I'd have his balls for this.

and look at adam and eve bet it was an apple crumble caused all that argy bargy see fruit has been causing problems for years

@jackio225 actually no! Aries ♈️

Creative, enterprising and short tempered 🤷‍♀️ 😂

Aries are selfish fuckers. First ones to eat the fruit crumble. Always.

I am here to applaud anyone making references to Friday Night Dinner.

CRIMBLE CRUMBLE

Get your ducks in a row.

Maybe roast duck with orange sauce? Mmm...

Make him tea with salt as sugar

I’m sorry for your loss OP. Nothing worse than when your looking forward to something and someone else eats it.... can’t even describe the level of betrayal 😩🤣

LTB

Was it crimble crumble

I like crimble crumble

Shit shit shit on it

My first thoughts were Crimble Crumble too- after a nice bit of squirrel.

Love this thread.

My BIL ate my leftover curry once. Even had the guts to tell me he didn’t enjoy it!

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Yanbu - leave the empty tray at the back door with a note "how could you????"

Its bad enough to eat the leftovers but to cover the dish back up is a cold calculated move designed to cause maximum heartache. Change the locks and ltb quick sharp...

OP you absolutely have to get your ducks in a row.......

He's a narcissist.

This is completely unacceptable!!

My husband did this to me early on in our relationship and I’m not how we ever survived this.

Back story:

Me: do you like pork pies
DH: nah not really
Me: thinks super pack of 6 will last all week...

Fast forward to day 6...thinking all day about getting in from work and having a pork pie with a nice cuppa and get in and he has eaten it.....apparently he does like pork pies.

Needless to say I went mental

Am very relieved to discover I'm not the only one who has a DH with a talent for finding my chocolate stash! He always says he's just taking "his share"