To insist that it's 'What the fuck... ?'

[villainousbroodmare]

... not 'What the chuff... ?' 'What the jeff... ?' (!) nor any other toecurlingly twee synonym. If you can't say 'fuck' for some reason, 'What on earth... ?' is quite acceptable. Done.

There was a thread 18 months ago or so where the OP said they shocked by all the women swearing on here. Inevitably, it turned into the sweariest thread ever!

Someone posted this song on that thread. It's horrifically sweary, but also ridiculously catchy, so I've caught myself singing it almost daily since then, and my swear count is through the roof!
I thought it only fair to share:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=th4Czv1j3F8

What an ear worm!

I’m in school tomorrow, this needs to not end badly!

Fucksocks.

This has always been one if my faves since I first heard it over 15 years ago:

Ah, another sweary earworm TittyFahLaEtcetera... like, thanks

Jeff is the hacker who tried to take mumsnet down a few years back, that's why people started taking the piss by using Jeff instead of fuck.

Er, MN is responsible for a lot of lovely stuff, but jeffing isn’t one of them! Just a good coincidence....

I'm not saying mumsnet inventing jeffing! That's just why people started saying things like What the Jeff on here.

Only twatwaffles use such wet pisswizard terms! What kind of fuckery is this?

I have never used it.

@Fartymcnarty I do what now?

People were saying 'what the Jeff' on here long before Jeffrey was a thing, I don't think he gets credit for that one.

I do say what the jeffers quite a lot.

@LostInShoebiz

ShadyLady53 This is my favourite! I throw about what the actual* fuck all the time!
I also quite often say to DP Are you actually joking / are you actually taking the piss so maybe I just like the word!

Oh I love that IncyWincyGrownUp
What the WHAT now