Ok... so let me explain myself!
Last night I went to bed early feeling unwell, my stomach was bloated and I felt really uncomfortable and unsure why. I suffer with IBS so thought I'd maybe had something that upset my stomach.
3am I woke up with a terrible pain in my stomach which felt like trapped wind. I was in so much pain I didn't even want to move from my bed.
So on advice when this has happened before I got myself into a position to relieve the wind... basically head down ass up! 
After a couple of seconds of rocking in this position, I farted! It's never felt so good. 
So my DP wakes up from the sound of my large fart and tells me I'm disgusting and won't accept my explanation.
WIBU?