to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

Jesus, my mouth tastes VILE!!! What was I drinking last night???

please God let that be from the wolf ears 🤢🤢🤢

Does my breath smell, Honky?

Someone, get Honky a bucket, she’s been sick

Arrrggghhhhhh!! You're breathe stinks!!! catfleas
My eyes, my eyes!

Ah! That's better!

Look at all this Beetroot Vodka Schaden got for us!

Better hide it from the Surfers and Bikers! Oh! And Nana!

It's lunchtime. How about we heat up the beetroot vodka and call it soup? Bit of leftover Naan to dip in?

OK but don’t boil off the alcohol, kirta, that’s the best bit!!

Maybe throw in the wolf’s ears, might add a bit more flavour.

I think we have been barred from the Salty Dog, Schaden & Nana kicked off when they found apricots in the chicken tagine.

Thread killer here too.
My posts get little traffic too

@Fresh, welcome thanks for the 🍷will be a change from the beetroot vodka.

Hey fresh fancy some soup??

Currently fancying anything that gives me energy if you want to check out my new post concerning periods you'll understand why 😅

Beetroot vodka will definitely sort you out then.

I'm here, I'm here....just RL got in the way (how very dare it)

Well I for one have had QUITE ENOUGH of beetroot vodka and yer funny forrin wolf's ears and am off for proper fish and chips.

Please can someone clear up all this sick before I get back?

(All the above said in best Joyce Grenfell voice)

fuzzy Real life? But... but... I don't understand?!

I'll stick with the Beetroot Vodka soup thanks Fuzzy!
I'm off for a paddle in my Chem-suit.
Btw! Did you know we're starting a trend?
All the Hip Surfer Dudes are in cut-off Chem-suits now!

Real life is like a blur to me right now.

Oooh Honky, I think we might be onto something as the knitted swimsuits don’t seem to have had any interest, maybe the Lucky Lucky man can sell them for us as funds are low, due too the carnage at The Salty Dog.

That's good Freshstart! Real life IS a blur!
We are non-people!
Living our non-lives!
On the edge of unreality!
This is the only life we know!

We'll sort it all out tomorrow melen!
I've got another bin liner full of Festival money!
I was saving it us, for a rainy day.
Let's get the gang together! Who fancies going to LA?

Elton promised us his Jet anytime!

I'm worried! What happens when this gets to 999 messages? Does the world spontaneously combust? Will schadens chitchyness become unbearable? Will fuzzy melen honky and imaginary disappear forever? Will brizzle sizzle no more? Will I need to eat jam on my dinner forever more?

Schaden & Nana kicked off when they found apricots in the chicken tagine.

We did NOT "kick off" (what a vullgar term )

We made a perfectly reasonable comment to the chef letting him know that adding fruit to a savoury, especially a meat-based dish, is anathema to us and we would really appreciate it if he would make a non-apricot version for us.

The machetes were purely decorative. And very sharp, admittedly, but who goes out with a blunt machete?

Let's get the gang together! Who fancies going to LA?

What about Schaden though? US immigration are very strict, no offence.

It's all for one and one for all as far as I'm concerned. We're not leaving anyone behind. except Nana maybe but she's on borrowed time the way she's going.

Listen, how about this. Denzel's offered us a boat. We can use it to get to a port where we can pick up a cruise ship. One of the big ones, where we can disappear. Destination unknown. We can sleep in the lifeboats and eat off the buffet. The crew will think we're passengers, the passengers will think we're crew. Perfect. If we go, it has to be tonight...

Oooh I’m up for LA, but will we all pass immigration checks seeing as some of us may have come across the law at some point & belonged too that that fine institution, The Holloway Harlots Ladies society.

Oh shugar. Am I now the official Empress of Thread Killing?