to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

Cider with Afghans - lovely!

Is there a pickled onion to go with these?

Hey @Kirta was wondering where you got to, was hoping you hadn’t got mixed up with the Russian contingent, Fancypant towers was “borrowed “ from some oligarch😳
Just pondering why a donkey is sobbing under the Afghans, feeds it a battered sausage & seems to have perked up.

Just look at this. Just fucking look at this! I’m starting to get paranoid now. I haven’t read this long running thread since the first page so don’t know if it’s on the same topic still but the OP on the linked thread have ignored me!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3334945-Blind-mans-buff-did-you-play-it?msgid=80199865#80199865

Here Schaden, it's the last of the cheese and pickle hedgehogs, been saving it for a special occasion.
Kirta!!!!!! Where the heck have you been?

And whose this we have here???? DolorestheNewt!!!!!!!!!
More like pissed as a Newt!!!

Not ignored here Mission, no siree. Everyone gets acknowledged. (Then they realise what they’ve wandered into and beat a hasty retreat but no matter...)

We had ninjas earlier on and everything.

Aww Mission, you will fit right in here.

Chill Mission!!!! We're all the ignored here!!
But do we care?????
Do we buggery!!!!
Get a Cherry B and a quart of Scrumpie down yer neck and you won't give a sod either!!!
Cheers!

Isn’t this lovely? The sea, the stars, a camp fire..

Nothing but the distant sound of approaching police sirens breaking the silence....

Quietly musing, as too how a donkey got from Blackpool to Cornwall doesn’t remember it being in the VW🤔

Quick RUN,............ the face painted tiger & contouring hasn’t worked they know Schaden is here🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Don’t panic, Schaden can hide under the Afghans if need be, they haven’t bred a sniffer dog that can smell past those.

Welcome to the Dark Side MissionItsPossible.

Ignored you, did they, the bastards? Well, that won't happen here

(You may wish it would . . . )

I'm not getting under there with a priapic donkey! No bloody fear!

Oh - it's a battered sausage . . .

Nah!!!!!!! We're are normal as they come!

I feel welcomed and safe here 👍🏽

I keep seeing this emoji that looks like a patch. What is it? I'm obviously being dense!

Mission!!!!!!! Dolores!!!!!!!!
Your still here! Yay!
Most folk call round and that's the last you see of em!
Here! Have a cold battered sausage!

We'll get you both a Kaftan when the "Lucky lucky" man comes round later!

There, told you there was nothing to worry about.

Denzel at the chippy filled me in when I went looking for cider. Which reminds me - best I could do I’m afraid. We’ll get something proper later.

It’s surfing gangs they’re after. Apparently they’d had a tip off about a big surf-off here. Then of course we rock up in our knitted swimsuits and clear the beach.

I’ve had to dip into the fund for a bit of hush money. Tell you the truth Denzel’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer but he’s OK. I think he’s got a bit of a crush on melen. Anyway, he can sort us out with a boat if we want.

I’m starving! What shall we do for breakfast?

Yes, still here - thanks for the sausage

Plan for today: paddle off to do some things then read this thread to catch up on events. At the moment I feel like I'm stuck in the day I heard my first Mornington Crescent

You’re very welcome here, Mission!. Safe’s a bit more of a challenge but we haven’t lost anyone yet.

Patch emoji, Dolores?. Nope, not a clue but I tend to stick to the happy ones!

Kippers!!!! Just gave a Salty Old Seadog ten pence each for em!
Throw them in the pan catfleas and I'll stoke up the fire!
Mission's skipped off looking for crusty rolls.
Dolores's is in the Rusty Anchor with the locals

Are we really weird? Is that why folk ignore us all the time?

No, HonkyWonk - it's jealousy, pure and simple. If we ever met up with any of them, the envy in their eyes would be terrifying.

That is why we just go on random time-travelling pic-nice parties with the people we know, love, and can borrow crimpelene tie-dyed blouses off.

You are certainly welcome Mission

as for safe . . .

jealousy is a very destructive emotion!

Ready for your kipper Schaden?

Do they serve snacks in the Rusty Anchor? If not, I'm going to need to make my excuses and leave.