to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

*good, not god

*lyrics, not script a second time

What do they pickle these wolf's ears in anyway?

It’s ok Fuzzy I checked, he was well happy Oleg & Grigor promised to keep him in battered sausages & beetroot vodka for the rest of his life.
Apparently dearmumdonkey was part Russian.

Nooo a curse will befall us if BC is ever mentioned again, she will rise from the dead & all our teeth will fall out😱😱😱😱😱

I'm here! No word of a lie, I'm ACTUALLY camped at a beach campsite next to a tipi... been at the beach all day and there is some actual chitchyness happening... there are some serious surf dudes here... I'm all of a quiver...
Now... about that Indian, can someone bring me a biriyani please? None of the naan with sultanas in please, I don't like me puddin' in me tea. Don't get me started on Hawaiin pizzas...

Apparently! She was already risen? rosen? from the dead while writing her last dozen books!

She was a "game old bird" and would have fitted in with us pretty well I think!
She could have given us make-up lessons and opened our minds to the wonders of all things Pink!

Someone throw a bucket of water over kirta!
Ah! That's better!

It's not good for you, you know!
Not good for you at all....... All that quivering!

honky thanks for the cold shower... they're just so QUIVERSOME! oh goodness... get another bucket!

🛁 cold bath for you I think, all that quivering will give you hot flushes

I’ve drunk all my vodka, can I have some more? Schaden? Can I?

No more vodka?

I have a battered sausage if that’s any good, don’t cry

catfleas don't cry!
We've got a full case of Beetroot Vodka!
Here! Let me fill up your pint glass for you!

melen here! I've been looking after your bottle!
Nana's been trying to get her hands on it and she's paralytic already.

Oooh cheers *honky, just bury her under the Afghans & left over crimpelene, hopefully she has filled her boots & stay quiet for the rest of the night🙏🏻

Thanks Honky, you’re a pal. My best pal.

And you too, melen, you’re my best pal too.

Where’s Fuzzy? And kirta. And Brizzle, where’s she got to?

You are AAAAALLLL my bestest, bestest pals. I luffs everyone of you! I really do!

Awww😘

well shugar. I just found this thread.

Am I too late to be one of the official thread killers? Is the club full? Are The Ignored joined up with gang signs and tats already?

I truly thought it was just me that was the last to comment, into the black hole of whydoyouthinkanyonegivesashitdom? I try to blame in on the time difference but in truth, it stings.

must get up earlier

Night.....

Nah all welcome here @2018

Just check on Nana for me Honky, just worried she may escape to try hook up with surf dudes, she a bit fast n loose when tanked up.

thanks Melen - I feel visible!

Another list of threads ive killed on my im on list

Oh no you don’t RHOC!

None of the naan with sultanas in please, I don't like me puddin' in me tea. Don't get me started on Hawaiin pizzas...

We are kindred spirits kirta - you can forget that applesauce with pork and cranberry with turkey crap an' all. I don't have jam on my meat.

2018 and RealHousewife - grab a bottle'o vodka, aplate of wolf ear biriyani and sit yersels down. You're late to this bash so you have a lot of catching up to do.

Also - I discovered that I'm an even better negotioator that I'd realised. That CRATE of beetroot vodka? Turns out I'd negotiated a SHIPPING crate of the stuff - enough to keep us all comatose until the end of the century if we want.

Fat Oleg and Young Grigori must have really like Alan the Donkey, that's all I can say. (i understand that the donkey is living like a prince somewhere on the outskirts of Smolensk. He sent me a postcard with his dacha marked by a cross.)

Hi 2018, fancy sharing these leftovers from the takeaway? just brush the sand off a bit!
Well done with the Thread Killing TheReal!
Managed to kill a few myself this week!