to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

Errr what?

Cheers Bonecracker.

OoooH Wishbone Ash want to play a set. Hurrah!

Hic 🤢< just coming round from the Sherry & Cherry B binge, falls into place now why those boxes in the cellar of Fancypant towers had funny ☠️ I think novichek is maybe a little bit poisonous

Hi all!

No you didn't feckit. Did you bring your special Festival Hat?

Hahahahaha! Nice try Feckit!

Better people than you have tried to kill this thread!

Eat response, sucker!!!

Oooh ooh Schaden, Big Ron called he said he can get you an appointment at the New Face R us clinic, it’s just behind the scrap metal yard on the Old Kent Road, not sure about the qualifications of Big Ron & Flash Barry but might be worth a go, if a new identity is maybe the safest option, Nana in the bandana has been a few times

Nana in the bandana
😂😂😂😂😂

Not sure about Big Ron these days melen, he’s a bit shaky till he’s had a drink or two. Plus their methods are less surgical and more mechanical if you get my drift.

I reckon we can work miracles with a couple of boxes of Nice n Easy semi-permanent. If we need to.

I can see the SEA!!!!!

Back with us Fuzzy! Yay!!

Hmm point taken Myimaginary, yeahy gets out knitted swimwsuit & does a twirl.

. Why is my face all green and blotchy?????
What's this about the Special Cuvee Reserve in the Fancy Pants cellar??????
Oh no!!!!😵😵😱😱😱

Hands Honky, a chemical suit & frantically spits on tissue trying to rub off green tinge.

Honky, the stuff you’ve packed away in the last 72 hours and survived suggests you’ve got a cast iron immune system. Did you open the boxes on the left or the right of the stairs? Kinda crucial 😱

Don’t worry about the green blotches - you’ve been lying on one of Sir Paul’s spinach and tofu burgers. . There you go, good as new!

Big Ron called he said he can get you an appointment at the New Face R us clinic, it’s just behind the scrap metal yard on the Old Kent Road, not sure about the qualifications of Big Ron & Flash Barry but might be worth a go

er - no thank you . . . I've seen Big Ron's work. If necessary, I'll do what needs to be done with my Swiss Army Knife. I appreciate it may be painful, so if anyone has an aspirin, it would be appreciated . . .

Just pop the aspirin in a bottle of Cherry B, & neck it in one go you’ll be grand.

Ah! That's better! Thanks catfleas! It was the boxes on the right and I've just had a Rennies, so I think I'll be fine!
Ooooooo! Nice knitted swimsuit melen!

Phew Honky,

Race you to the sea melen ! Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Still got a big box of face paints Schaden if that helps. I can only really do tigers but I’m happy to give contouring a go. I’ve been keeping up with the Kardashians.

Oops, wardrobe malfunction melen! Great swimsuit and you’ve certainly got the curves for it but quite a loose knit for a family beach?

Very nice Honky!

Wait for meeeeeeee!!!!

Come on Schaden I've got a body board for you!
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Ohnoooo looks down sees ahem some lady bits having an airing, dons Afghan coat as a nice beach coverup