to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

There's a guy here trying to flog a load of Khaftans! A Fiver!!!!
I'm having this one with a big Hemp Leaf on the back.
Oooooo! There's one with a prancing Unicorn here Schaden!
Come on, we'll blend right in with these on!

Which one are you having melen? Better than a smelly Afghan!
Where are the others? We all need one!

Ooh I’m thinking the green one, matches my skin tone nicely & blends well with Myimaginarys contouring/tiger face painting effort.

Ooh yes please! Can I have a blue one to go with my aura?

How about this blue one catfleas with a big Tigers face on the back!!!

Oooh! I'll have that HonkyWonk!

I found my knitted swimsuit, but the moths have been at it, so I'm going to go au naturelle.

Trust me, I don't need plastic surgery - anyone seeing my naked ladybits is going to be blind for at least a fortnight which gives me time to get away.

Do you like my new tattoo? It's based on the ones the Russian Mafia have.

Ooh yes very nice Schaden, that AK47 looks very realistic.

She's such a classy lady! Look at her prancing about in the surf!
Oooooo! That's good, we seem to have the beach to ourselves.
I'm hungry!!!!

honky I have been bodyboarding this afternoon IRL! Spot on! Waves were, errr, lively!

But right now I need a kaftan. I'm going for the rainbow tie dyed one., Groovy, huh?

schaden are you sure that tattoo is right? It seems a bit odd to have an AK47 intertwined with flowers and peace symbols? And is that how you spell "Glasnost"?

I LOVE this one Honky, you are clever!!

I'm going to save it to put on when I come out of the sea.

Schaden's tattoos are fabulous aren't they? - so many to choose from but if I had to pick, the one that signifies she is available for hire as a killer is my stand out favourite.

Right, I'm going in!!!!!

Chases catfleas into the sea. SPLASH!

Furiously doing a doggy paddle trying to frolic like the others, this knitted swimsuit is reaaally heavy & kaftan is wrapping its self round my legs. Anyone got a rubber ring handy?

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Phew thanks Honky, need a reviving bottle or two of the Cherry B purely for medicinal purposes.

Mind out people, steering on these is dodgy!

Know what? I could murder a bag of chips. Anybody?

Count me in catfleas chips and Cherry B's in the moonlight!
Let's get our Kaftans on and sit round the campfire!!

Hello! I lost you all. Have been actually frolicking in actual surf! How are you all?! How was fancy pants Glasto?! Schaden how's the chitchyness? honky melen ifchy how was the performances?! brizzle how's the clean up operation going? fuzzy WHAT DID I MISS??

Big bag of chips coming up. S&V for everybody? Get that fire going, Honky!. schaden’s going to be freezing if she ever comes out of the water.

Anything else to add to the order? Battered sausage?

You've moved on from the subject, haven't you -- am I invisible? I've bumped and everything

kirta - You missed EVERYTHING!

And the chitchyness is agony - going buck-nekkid in salt water and sand does your ladybugs no favours!

And my new tattoo seems to have got infected. A gypsy on the seafront (Gypsy Rose Grimshaw: Sees All, Knows All, Will Tell All Unless You Cross My Palm With Fifties) said that I have lucky blood that comes out green to defend me against my enemies.

I got loads of this green blood stuff - it's oozing out of my Kalashnikov (not a euphemism ).

And I was bitten by a donkey. It was sniffing my Afghan, and seemed to get a bit - er, excited, so I slapped it across the face. And it bit me.

Please don't tell the RSPCA. I didn't start this.

Oh - CHIPS! Lovely!

Hiya Dolores. Fancy a chip?

Cor, not half.

kirta! you found us! Have some chips - watch out, they’re hot.

Hiya Dolores ‘scuse the chaos, we’ve been kinda letting it all hang out -

Schaden I’d stick some Germolene on that, it’ll go funny otherwise.

Forget about the stupid donkey, it was asking for a slap, harassing your Afghan like that.

You lot tell Kirta what she’s missed, I’ll see if I can find us some cider to go with our chips.