to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

Is anyone up yet!

What a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whose cleared up?? I fell asleep in the tipi with Elton, well not exactly "with" Elton but we are besties now!
We've made stacks of money 💰, I slept on it to keep it safe.
So what shall we do now?

What time is it? Jesus, Honky, where do you get your energy from?

Schaden did a lot of the clearing up - she's a demon with a shovel it turns out. God knows what happened in the BCR tent but it'll never be useable again. We've buried anything incriminating tidied away most of the mess. I think we should probably hit the road while it's quiet before Brizzle sees the carnage.

Where are my pants?

here grab an hedgehog.
Hells Angels shook me awake when their Harley's fired up.
When the others "come round" we'll decide what to do.

I've had to bury lots of stuff do a lot of digging in the past, mainly under flyovers and patios er, allotments, obviously .

It's a skill you never lose.

Let’s never mention the patio again Schaden, last time I saw your pants Myimaginary, was in the BCR tent.
Less said the soonest mended😂
Ok so any incriminating evidence has been buried, Fancypant towers is reasonably unscathed despite the Schaden Massive, Honky is starting to come round so what’s the plan?

Get in the bus and DRIVE!!!!!!

Anywhere, as loot that I have any reason to be worried . . . hahahahaha . . . obviously . . . . hahahahaha

Look - just drive, will you?

SHIT!

Fingerprints!

DNA!

Always burn any evidence best way according to my, Ahem ‘Friend’ down at the path lab.

I was nowhere near the BCR tent, melen, honestly, as if!

Schaden what did you do?! No, don’t tell us, probably best not to.

Don’t know about you lot but I’m ready for some sea air. Somewhere where we could pick up a boat if we needed to ....

Where are we off? I've got the dosh we made in this bin bag, we can do anything we want.
Anyway like Schaden said, let's just drive. what the heck has she done

Cornwall, I think (unless there’s a reason anyone wants to share why they can’t go there). We’ll blend in nicely.

I say we take the back roads, camp en route, Schaden keep your head down through the town areas and we’ll give you the all clear once we get through - this is exciting!!

I wouldn't worry, I think it means you're a normal person with most probably a reasonable opinion. Would rather that than some of the drama llamas on MN.

Is Brizzle in the boot or still shacked up with Elton?
Ooh Cornwall yeah nice chilled vibe, just what we need & money to burn what could possibly go wrong🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️

Hi Wingingit, that’s a nice thing to say. We think we’re normal of course. Others may disagree

All aboard everybody. Brizzle will find us when she’s ready. She’s got an instinct for this stuff. We can leave her some clues.

Kernow, here we come!!!

Schaden what did you do?

Nothing. I did nothing. Nothing at all. Why do you ask? What made you ask a thing like that? There's no reason to interrogate me like this! I have rights you know! RIGHTS! I've done nothing I tell you! NOTHING!!!!!

And even if I had, which I haven't, you can't prove anything I've been really careful because there's nothing to prove.

Stop bullying me, catfleas. I haven't done anything. And I don't know why anyone would think I had. Or might have.

Look - just start the van.

Is anybody watching?

Thank Gawd!

Anybody got any booze? I could murder a sherry.

I've still got some Cherry B's! Will that do?
You'll be fine Schaden!

Let's go Adventurers!!!!!!!!!!

There, there, Schaden don't take on, I've got an emergency bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream here somewhere. Look. it's practically full.

I didn't mean anything. We all know you're on the run innocent.

But you might want to cover up one or two of those tattoos when we're out and about. They're very distinctive.

Thank you HonkyWonk

A CherryB would be lovely. Are there any salt-flavoured crisps left?

Sorry about that CF - just feeling a bit stressed . . . what with all the . . . shovelling and all. Still friends?

Here you are Schaden some salty crisps and I've saved you a cheese and pickle hedgehog.
I'll sort the tent out for our first stop, you just rest after all that digging and tidying you've done.
She might be tatoo'd and scarey but we luffs her!

Course we are!

Y'know I'm not 100% sure Brizzle actually owns Fancypants Towers. I mean we all assumed but she didn't categorically say so. And there was some very exotic artwork in the dining hall. Someone's a big Putin fan.

Maybe it's just as well we're on our way...

Hope we didn't leave fingerprints!

Putin and his henchmen are baadddd people!
Hope brizzle finds us!

And oh yeah! What happened to Fuzzy after her car wash incident.
👋👋👋 hello winginit you can join us if you like, we're a bit crazy but pretty harmless mostly.

Thank you catfleas

No fingerprints HnkyWonk You can trust me on that.

Plus there's nothing to worry about really. I've met him and honestly, Vlad's a big pussycat really. You know - like a tiger, or a lynx, or a caracal or something - savage and uncontrollable if'n you cross him . . . likes to torture . . . prone to disembowel on a whim . . . that sort of thing . . .

We can have "the big reveal" of your new tatoo later if you're fee!ing up to it!

I'm sure it's lovely 😱!