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to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

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brizzledrizzle · 28/07/2018 09:47

Am I as invisible here as in real life? Grin

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 16:35

gazes fondly into the distance remembering hazy summer days with Nana, as her lookout on the tractor whilst she was ramraiding the Co-Op.

Happy days . . .Happy days . . .

You can't buy memories like that melen . . .

FuzzyCustard · 11/08/2018 16:50

My tie die is running in the rain.

Or is that just the title of Sir Paul's new single?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 16:55

No Fuzzy - his single is titled "My spray tan is running in the rain"

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 16:56

Hang on - where are you Fuzzy?

The sun's cracking the pavements here.

Or alternatively . . . where am I? Confused

HonkyWonkWoman · 11/08/2018 18:13

A local just returned Fuzzy, she was wandering around the local Car Wash with cans of Special Brew in both hands!
Got Bone Cracker Billy to keep an eye on her!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 18:21

She's in good (if heavily tattooed) hands there HonyWonk

Good call.

dontcallmelen · 11/08/2018 19:26

Phew good news about fuzzy, Bone cracker can always be relied upon could be the start of a very special friendship💕
Oops sorry Schaden it’s that anusol, always does funny things too me.

lynmilne65 · 11/08/2018 20:02

800 comments, really? !!!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 20:40

809 - 810 including this one.

Shows how popular the past is for people who are ignored in the present.

I love it back here - all me friends - Psycho Alan, Shadwell Shaun, Bonecracker (and you wouldn't believe the fight his mam and dad had with the vicar to get him christened) - a world of Crimpelene and a banquet of little things on sticks and various food in baskets!

Who could ask for more?

dontcallmelen · 11/08/2018 21:22

Schaden 👏👏

dontcallmelen · 11/08/2018 21:44

Ooh ooh & berni inns, licking elderly men/oxo, VW vans with Afghan coats & orange chanty men, Elton John in a tipi, Florence & her machine gun in a hot air ballon My Nana in a Bandana Dancing dogs & that bastion of taste BRENTFORD NYLONS😂

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 21:55

These are the days my friend
We'll see they never end
We'll sing and dance forever and a day
We'll live the life we choose
In Crimplene frocks and trews
And nibble Vesta curries on our way . . .

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 21:56

Oh melen we are so lucky to live in such wonderful times , with such wonderful friends - and who thought we could all get into one Citroen 2CV?

Magic!

dontcallmelen · 11/08/2018 21:58

Joins in on the chorus, ruins song due to being tone deaf & can’t reach the high notes, slinks off to find Sir Cliff.

dontcallmelen · 11/08/2018 22:04

Yep magic indeed Schaden, who would have thought that Bonecraker & Psycho Alan would have bonded so well with dear Ed & Elton, right once we get Fancypant towers cleaned up, time for our next adventure.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 22:04
SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 22:05

Hoorah!

An Adventure!

Will it involve DRAGONS!?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/08/2018 22:07

La la la lyyy la la
La la la lyyy la la
We’ll sing and dance forever and a day...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 22:08

Should we phone for a "Poppies" team?

Do we have to tidy up first before the professional cleaners come in? Do we have to offer biscuits?

dontcallmelen · 11/08/2018 22:09

Aww thanks Schaden, I think I might be seeing dragons at the moment Sir Cliff, seems to be breathing fire 🔥 & jousting hoorays wildly.

dontcallmelen · 11/08/2018 22:13

Looks in admiration at Myimaginary who can hold a tune.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 22:15

Hiya catfleas

Just tonight we stood before the hedgehog
Made of little cubes of bland white cheese
Some of them had pickled onions with them
Pineapple, and other treats like these . . .

chorus

Through the door there came some shrieking laughter
I saw your face and heard you call my name
You handed me a funny little roll-up
And we flashed our Brentford knickers without shame . . .

chorus

dontcallmelen · 11/08/2018 22:19

😂😂

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/08/2018 22:23

Aw thanks melen.

Would it be so terrible if we just heaved everything into the trench and - erm - buried it?

I mean, we could be on the road before morning.....

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/08/2018 22:25