to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

Good idea melen! We'd better start pumping up that balloon now though if we want to get it up by tonight!

I'm here now!
Regarding acts, could we pop Sir Paul and Cliff in the dub (and lock the door)?
I have heard from Ed Sheeran. Shall we let him in?

Oooh I think we need a Pow Wow round the camp fire, all these stars of the entertainment world & the White Swan contingent we really need too sort out who is topping the bill

Surely there aren't many Bay City rollers left? I feel sure that at least one has died and wasn't one done for having indecent images on his computer? Are there BCR imposters?

I'm voting for the Ruffled Dog on Drum topping the bill.

Aww Fuzzy, noooo I didn’t know that eww throws tartan down the hole myimaginary dug, ooh I’m on the tambourine as warm act for the dog on the drum.

What's that noise and why's the ground shaking

How many Hells Angels did Schaden order????
There's hundreds of them arriving!!!!!

It's the schaden massive!

Raised voices from the BCR tent. It’s all blood and fur in there. Psycho Alan’s gone to investigate 😧

Sir Paul’s electric piano has mysteriously disappeared .

Barry’s been up since the crack of dawn blow drying his hair - it’s all gone to frizz apparently with the rain.

Everyone seems happy though - Sir Cliff’s distracted everybody with a singalong and Cousin Cat has organised a Peace Train so it’s all good.
Time to get the tofu burgers on the barbie!

We've got a massive turnout, there's thousands of them arriving!
Whoop! Whoop!
Did you decide who goes on first?
What about Fuzzy's friend Ed Sheeran for headline act? Although it won't go down well with Sir Cliff and Sir Barry!

Nightmare 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Guess who's just turned up and thinks he's the Headliner, flipping Sir Elton.
He's having a hissy fit and fell off his stacked heel boots! Crikey!!!!!!

It’d be great to give Fuzzy’s pal Ed a stage. He seems nice. I’ve had someone called Florence badgering me for top spot though, and she’s got a MACHINE!

Sir Elton’s parked his bloody jet next to the Dub, right by the trench, someone tell him or there’s going to be a nasty accident.

We need someone who can organise all these squabbling diva's!
Where Schaden or melen or kirta when you need them?
I think one or two of our Df's have run off with the Tibetan Monks, to "find" themselves!

We'll have some of our security follow Florence and her Machine (gun?????)
around! She sounds like trouble!
Hope all this stress is worth it and we can retire to the Bahamas, like we planned.

I’ve sent Sir Elton off to the Wellness Tipi for a bit of a lie down. He was still tearful but I think he’ll be alright.

I saw Schaden earlier, she’s having another tattoo done. She won’t say what but there’ll be a big reveal. No sign of Brizzle but to be fair she’s got her work cut out keeping people out of Fancypants Towers. I think we’ll probably need to take her out for a beer after this.

Sir Paul’s asked for a lend of Elton’s piano but he’s not having any, so I think we swerved a bullet there.

Sir Cliff’s STILL going, does the man never tire?

I think we could do with a beer to keep going catflea ! Here! 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

Aw, just what I needed 🍻🍻🍻

I think we deserve a 👏👏👏👏👏 don’t you?

Oh! That was you at the back with the chainsaw, was it, Melen.

For years we've squinted at the photos, trying to work out who the hell it was identify the "guest".

HonkyWonk - I just said there's going to be a ruck if anyone wanted to join us.

And that's Sir Paul, is it? I'll let Shadwell Shaun know. He was asking who the shrivelled old woman with the guitar was.

RIGHT YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT.....
This is what will happen...you'll all do a joint set at the beginning and the end (I can't wait to see Ed singing "Summer Holiday") and then Guns and Roses (arrived just now - they look tough enough) will sort out the running order of the middle set.

I’m here got waylaid by Barry, had to get a barrel of industrial strength setting lotion, I’ve put Florence & her dodgy machine in the hot air ballon for now, she wasn’t happy when I confiscated the bullets but we really can’t have a repeat of Schaden’s wedding.
Elton is still sobbing, but quietly now & told him he can be in charge of the flowers & Sir Paul is flipping the tofu burgers so all good.

Oh Schaden the shriveled old woman with the guitar is either Sir Paul or melen's Nan! We can't tell the difference!

😂😂 definitely my Nan, can you see the family resemblance

Oh your Nan's doing great melen she's on lead guitar with Guns and Roses!
The crowd are going wild!
We stuck a bandana on her and they think she's Keith Richards.

Yeay Honky she is dead ringer for Keith, gazes fondly into the distance remembering hazy summer days with Nana, as her lookout on the tractor whilst she was ramraiding the Co-Op.

she wasn’t happy when I confiscated the bullets but we really can’t have a repeat of Schaden’s wedding.

FFS! That was my AUNTIE'S wedding! Mine was the knife fight! (Well - strictly speaking, some of them were home-made weapons, so knife-and-shank fight is closer to the mark).