AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

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That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

I'm just hear to see if there's anything worth nicking from the stationary cupboard

Yes I make other thread on internet.

Please ladies 1 at a time ;-)

Hooray for @hebemumsnet

Bit concerned about the hamster wheel though, wouldn't his strong penis get trapped in it?

Hey Tomasz has popped up on another thread. One complaining about trolls!!! Quick everybody!

Annnnnnndddd, he's back!
Hi Thomasz! Lots of ladies discussing your, ahem, attributes here - why did you leave? You better getting busy in your Merc meeting all the magnificent madams of mumsnet!!!!

I had big problem with account. Maybe i have ban i not so sure. But im back now and look for lady to make love

I can make a decent cup of tea.

He’s gone and never called me Mother!

I read this at work earlier, and was so gutted I was too late to join the queue. Very thrilled Tomaz reposted, and I got in there quick!

Exactly how strong, on a scale of 2 to 14, is this penis?

ppp

So happy MNHQ left this thread. So sad Tomaz is not commenting anymore.

I want to meet him! I’m single and in London

I'll take the wine please but stuff the rest

Hmmm, I see the school hols are still in full swing...

Loving that Wielka is not even a Polish surname!

As other have noted translates as huge.

Ah but now is he with yoni massage?

Huge Thomas's? As in John Thomas (slang penis)? I can't believe I was taken in by his manly charms

Looks around nervously as she's dating someone with the same name! 😂

First name, obvs.

I'm a lesbian, so when it's my turn can I use Tomasz's strong penis to carry my weekly shop instead?

My washing machine drain needs cleaning out. A polish sausage sounds just the job.

Crying this is brilliant