AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

[alphamale33]

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

I must have had only weak penis

God I'm crying here

It's not Trump it sounds more like Putin. He wants to find somewhere to Putin his strong penis. just place marking really

I’m regretting being asexual right now. I keep imagining Thomasz’s strong penis and his rocketing merc and feeling the stirrings of what I think might be arousal.

Too late. He's gone off with Michaelmumsnet, never to be seen again!

Tomasz, what a lovely suggestion. Sadly women in this country want far more than to wined and dined and a man with a large bank balance. We like quality and not quantity and a man with intelligence, wit and emotional maturity. I'm not so sure that you would match up to my exacting standards.

Good luck with that.

It's not Trump it sounds more like Putin

Sounds more like Silvio Berlusconi to me...

Thomasz you are safe to come back now

Never laughed so hard at a thread.

Classics, anyone?

Madja Me too

Extra for Hebe but NONE for Naughty Michael

*Ever been cougared?
*

Do gerbils eat mushy peas....?

Anyone actually know what a strong penis looks like?
Will it be wearing a 'Miami Beach' neon muscle vest and dragging a kettle bell?
Does it spend a lot of time curling and uncurling itself in front of a wall of mirrors?
My interest is piqued...

Don’t delete. This is nearly as Good as Brian from hull.

Why is Tommy taking so long? Mercedes not going like rocket anymore??

Thomasz, how do'you feel about older woman?

I’m 41yo but keep myself very fit. I’m always on the look out for a strong penis!

clasdics perfect. It could be a sub classics for such as Brian and Mr Tickle. Not Tomasz though-his intentions are pure, though his penis is strong..
Hebe of Mumsnet, we salute you.
Gremlins-sneaky Michael turned him before you got in. Though I think Michael is a bit bemused by the situation.

My typo is one I might not live down 😳😳😳

Ooh, well if we're allowed to keep him, i think we should form an orderly queue (me first, obviously). I wonder how far into the queue before the strong penis starts to weaken. I think we should run a sweepstake and compare notes.

I'm a lesbian, so when it's my turn can I use Tomasz's strong penis to carry my weekly shop instead?

It's like giving a rat to a snake... ;)

@HebeMumsnet has @MichaelMumsnet surfaced or is he still with @alphamale33???

By the way... I'm not in the running for Tomasz... I'm just being nosy like I always am...

I think we may of scared tommy off he has gone very quiet .

HeBemumsnet, have you got him locked in the cupboard, please let him out to play

I think that MichaelMN was the overnight duty officer on call (there is usually one, just in case, even if immediate issues are dealt with by the volunteer night watchers). He's either now off duty, or skipped off with Tomasz!

How do I nominate this for classics

Well this thread has certainly taken my mind off my dental appointment.