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AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

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alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 07:33

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

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Torvi · 25/07/2018 07:44
Grin
OneThreadOnly0101 · 25/07/2018 07:44

Post your number here, then we can all enjoy you 😂

I drive a Nissan Wink

Sparklingbrook · 25/07/2018 07:45

What a generous offer. I am not single sadly. Grin

Yogafailure · 25/07/2018 07:45

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed a laugh this morning, cheers Tomasz 🙈

checkingforballoons · 25/07/2018 07:45

Has your trampoline got a safety net? I want to be swept off my feet but I’m not reckless.

TheShapeOfEwe · 25/07/2018 07:45

Where was this offer years ago before I got married 😩

Singlenotsingle · 25/07/2018 07:45

This isn't a dating site, you nut! Hop off now and take your assets with you! Grin

alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 07:46

I look for job also. I want to make big business and have degree. Best degree in a Poland

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anothervaxthread · 25/07/2018 07:46

Here's my number mate 01632-960911

annandale · 25/07/2018 07:47

I'm totally up for this Tomasz. Am at home with my knickers off. Am an obese 50-ish mumsy type, you'll love it.

Agreed also on MN dating. I'm thinking some kind of certification process - bronze - several annoying domestic habits but faithful, has a hobby but NOT cycling, silver - uses a penis beaker, basic understanding of feminist theory, gold - dunno, Ian Katz? [Sorry justine]

alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 07:47

Is silver Mercedes with windows black

She go like a rocket

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TheHulksPurplePanties · 25/07/2018 07:47

Never really thought about being turned into wines and dine....I think I'd prefer to stay as is, thanks.

RageAgainstTheTagine · 25/07/2018 07:47

Can we get a hand drawn picture of this other 'big thing', next to a donut, for comparison?

Sparklingbrook · 25/07/2018 07:48

Aww no. Unemployed. Where's the money coming from for the wining and dining?
Best degree in Poland eh? What would that be in?

Kidssendingmenuts · 25/07/2018 07:48

Can't be that good looking with a big cock if your trawling mums net looking for a date.

ClownsAndJokers · 25/07/2018 07:50

Well, if it’s a silver Mercedes... Hmm

aperolspritzplease · 25/07/2018 07:50

😂😂😂😂

alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 07:51

Degree is manager in business. I have big money here but is woman I want.

How I put picture here?

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OneShitNight · 25/07/2018 07:52

I could go for a hot meal and love trampolines. Alright I’m in Wink

stopfuckingshoutingatme · 25/07/2018 07:52

The kids and hub are away

Call me Tomasz 😍

checkingforballoons · 25/07/2018 07:55

I don’t want to pushy but has it got a safety net or not? This is a big commitment and I want to know what I’m getting myself into.

anothervaxthread · 25/07/2018 07:55

Click the plus sign Tomasz.

Please can you provide proof of nostril hairs being well groomed also?

alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 07:55

I am good cock to my favourite is fish chip and mushy pea

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YoThePussy · 25/07/2018 07:56

Quivering with anticipation.

alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 07:57
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