AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

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That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

Maybe Mr Tickle is Thomasz?

I love to be wined and dined. If you would just transfer 10,000 as proof of your bank then we can arrange a meet?

This thread is fantastic

I'm rather disappointed that Tomasz didn't add 69d. Tsk tsk, Tomasz, you'll never find a date that way.

I could use a strong penis in my life....

Well well well, my dd (7) is breaking up for the summer at 12.30 and I felt pretty crap today ( poor and fed up ) POOR I tell you Tomasz, and then I found this thread.

Thank you for making me much happier, I almost tried to hitch hike from Liverpool to London to meet you and your mushy pea ( I don't like mushy pea but would have made an exception for you ) and then I find you aren't real Tomasz. I am now cry big tears.

Next time I look for nice man with Mercedes and who makes a good mushy pea I will be sure to ask him if he has strong penis.
I've always wondered why my sex life is crap, I must have had only weak penis.

Thank you for making me realise that.
All the best dear 💋

Tomasz' favourite song is Ken Dodd's Happiness. But he misheard the lyrics as

A penis
A penis
The greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of a penis

May Michael is also a single lady, like princess Michael of mumsnet?

Oh Tomaz. Thomaz Thomaz Thomaz.

Good point, Mrsemcgregor!

Posting for deletion message.

It better be good.

Where did Tomasz go?

@ShatnersWig
Bloody brilliant

Has Mr Tickle got a penis strong as well, Hebeofmumsnet? Any port in a storm, hey?

Come back, Tomasz! You still haven't told us how you keep your penis strong! Press-ups? Lifting the Mercedes?

Why delete this hilarity?

Spoil sport whoever reported it.

Yes shame on you reporter!

Although you might have saved me from the sack as I’m sniggering behind my monitor.

Classics.

Oh this is gold! Peak Mumsnet I was feeling sorry for myself after a night of no sleep but Tomasz and friends have cheered me right up. Don't delete this please!

I was not expecting this when I logged on to Mumsnet this morning.

This post is hilarious 😂

Tomasz, Tomasz has penis strong
Tomasz, Tomasz can do no wrong
Tomasz, Tomasz drives a Merc
Tomasz, Tomasz is he a jerk?
Tomasz, Tomasz cook mushy pea
Tomasz, Tomasz the man for me

@hebemumsnet don't delete him, he's good for our collective mental health and we promise to share him. I'm sure all the humour can reach the parts where his hard penis will fail.

OK, OK. As it's summer holidays, you can keep Tomasz. BUT if we find you're not cleaning out his sawdust or putting him in his wheel and giving his strong penis an airing twice a day, he's going STRAIGHT back to the troll rescue centre, got it?

We'll leave the thread up for now.

Tomasz has a touch of the Donald Trump with his bigly Mercedes and his stronger than anyone else's penis. I'm wondering whether DT was having a break from Twitter and thought he'd check out MN...