AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

[alphamale33]

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

Empress that sounds like a very practical use. You could have your own spin-off series on YouTube. I would definitely watch

Tomasz, how do you feel about slightly rotund ladies with no pelvic floor to speak of?

I'm back now. What have I missed?

Oh.

We'll shift this over into classics.
A big thank you to Thomasz (and an even bigger thank you to @wifeofThomasz )

Michael! Back.from Re-education?

Is there much room in the stationery cupboard?

You watch... Thomasz will suddenly reappear now too!!

Anybody else googled Tomasz Wielka and checked on looked at images?

And checked on looked on images

I drive Mercedes

So do I. And??????

Well. Am gutted. Thomasz I got your email asking me to transfer my life savings to you but the transaction failed 😥

@stevie69

Because when you get wines and dine it's nice to do so in a car that goes like rocket

Anyone else noticed that Wielka is Polish for HUGE?!

I like the idea of a new permanent record subset for services to trolling and second @Groovee ‘s clasdics suggestion

Because when you get wines and dine it's nice to do so in a car that goes like rocket

LOL. Mine goes more slowly than a pedestrian. I'm not the world's greatest driver. Put it this way, Lewis H does not need to look over his shoulder

However, I really would love to be wines and dines Just add me to the waiting list

O be still my beating heart! This is the most romantic proposition I have seen since Trump first advocated grabbing pussy. The sheer alphaness of this male manliness is overcoming my weak feminine nature. Take me! Take me!

Anyone else noticed that Wielka is Polish for HUGE?!

I like wines and dined but am pretty much the polar opposite of hot.

Do gerbils eat mushy peas....?

I'll admit to having an addiction to squashed veg myself.

Aww. He's gone
Shame, wanted to find out more about his huge polish sausage.

Well since Thomasz has done a runner I think everyone should shift there attention to MichaelMumsnet who was obviously too much for Thomasz and MichaelMumsnet could probably make all the ladies' fantasies come true!

What other thing is big Tomasz ?

Feet? Ears? Nose? Ego?

(really just didn't want to see the thread die, it was pretty hysterical!)

Not rtft as yet - but just noticed Tomasz is back .....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3317178-greetz-from-a-Pole-AIBU-to-ask-mumnet-to-stay