AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

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That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

Yaaay, thanks Hebe

Great thread 😂😂

And brilliant idea to have mumsnet singles dating

There’ll be a queue to have a go on you Sir

All hail Hebe of Mumsnet!

(We promise to try not to shrink his mankini in the wash either.)

There’ll be a queue to have a go on you Sir

Are there free tokens?

Tomasz, do you have bisexual leanings?

Tis a bit lonely here In my big double bed

I'm seeing Michael being sat down quietly in a corner by Hebe of Mumsnet and her proffering him a damp cloth to wipe his brow. It's confusing at first, Michael, but it gets easier, she murmurs comfortingly.

Remember the troll gentleman who assured us he had 'great sexual technics' 😂

I do! A real audiophile, he was.

None will ever reach the high bar set by Mr Yoni Massage, though.

See, I missed the yoni massage one unfortunately

@HebeMumsnet you’re the bestest!!

Brian from Hull was a giant amongst men.

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Brian from Hull posted his memorable thread in STYLE AND BEAUTY

😂 I wondered why this was still here since I'd read the deletion message in my email.

Anyone taken him up on his offer yet? It's too hot to go back and read the replies since it was first posted.

Extra biscuits for @HebeMumsnet, I think!!

But I am worrying about Michael - have you rescued him from under the post-its yet?

Ooh, well if we're allowed to keep him, i think we should form an orderly queue (me first, obviously). I wonder how far into the queue before the strong penis starts to weaken. I think we should run a sweepstake and compare notes.

Can this not go in Clasdics?

Classics 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

We will take up the deletion in exchange for the names of people who reported this, talking about spoil sport.

Relevant!

Yay!

He must be busy with all his loverz?

Perhaps a swift meet up in London has been arranged? Though he should get around the country quickly in his fast Mercedes.

Bet it’s a red and yellow little tykes car really.

Hahahahahahah

Noooo! I saw the thread earlie and then had to go out only to come back and find Michael has won the Thomasz lottery - you turncoat Thomasz.

You and I would he been so good together! I am already really really hot and apparently going to get even hotter today. I too have a big Mercedes that goes like a rocket, but mine is blue! (It's also ancient and has a leetle bit (lot) of rust - rather like me.) I loves being wines and dine, which might explain the spare tyre(s) to go with the rust.

Thomasz, we would be a match made in Heaven - come back for me!