To ask for your best joke?

[JennaTools]

I'm in a really bad and sad place tonight, hit me with your best jokes!!

What’s the best cheese for disguising a horse?

Masquapone

How do I stop my bacon curling on the griddle?.
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I take away it's little brooms.......

One more elephant one. What do you do if you find yourself being chased by an elephant ?
Make a trunk call and reverse the charge.