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To just want my DH to answer the question he's been asked?

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Zintox · 20/07/2018 22:28

This drives me mad.

Just now he said there was no melon left. I said "who ate it?" He replied "there were only three pieces left."

He does this all the time. I ask a question and he answers a completely different one.

How can I make him stop? Does anyone else's DH do this?

OP posts:
tolerable · 21/07/2018 01:13

ok (Disquieted1) .it didnt clear it up ..the who ate the melon is presumeably only(an example) relevant to(another example)of the follow up conversation.therefore..its the inability between op and dp to engage in a mutually logic conversation. my sarcastic smartarsedry and minimimalising comes from a lifetime of..explaining it. dog eat dog.the serious issue is clearly a defect in communication.its fixable,if you try.op

blackdoggotmytongueagain · 21/07/2018 01:30

Hmmm. I would rather my family member’s asked the question that they wanted the answer to...
Example ‘where are you?’ (By text)
Or
‘What are you doing?’
When what they really mean is ‘can you give me a ride to x’s house please?’

SoapOnARoap · 21/07/2018 01:35

Why do you think he was instantly defensive....?

FastWindow · 21/07/2018 01:38

blackdog but by asking the first questions, they can gauge whether they can put you out for the lift. If you're busy, or nowhere near, they won't ask. Or that's my take, anyway.

TheRealHousewifeofCheshire · 21/07/2018 02:07

Yes mine. Will either answer a related quetion like "3 pieces left" or ask or answwr somethibg different.
.for exanple i will say "what time do you finish work" without doubt he will say "ive gor XY and Z" to do. I get that his work doesnt have set times and its harder to anser but ive started to say "thats not a time" or "thats not what i asked" and point out how his answer doesn't fit the question because in his head hw just flits and does not concentrate and his responses will rarely make snese. All he needs to say is "at about X time" but his guesses are always wildly inaccurate too.

Dont know why i bother. X

DianaPrincessOfThemyscira · 21/07/2018 02:11

My husband does this. I think he assumes I’m going to tell him off or something so he immediately jumps to justification?!! It’s so weird!

He also managed to answer almost every single question with the exact opposite answer to what he means - “did you buy yogurt at Tesco”, “yes but they didn’t have the one you wanted”, “so, actually no then?”, “yes”. Hmm

Drives me fucking potty - his dad is exactly the same!

nespresso1664 · 21/07/2018 02:18

mine does. you're not alone. he mumbles as well. i thought all men do. can hardly communicate with him.

DianaPrincessOfThemyscira · 21/07/2018 02:35

I’ve just posted on another thread which is kind of similar - I’m finding my husband exhausting at the moment. He seemingly can’t or won’t do anything other than cook dinner without explicit instruction and has no brain power to be able to make any simple deductions.

I’m really very stressed with him at the moment.

AjasLipstick · 21/07/2018 03:04

If my DH said "Who ate it?" I'd think "What has that got to do with anything?" and not answer.

It's an irrelevant question unless the fact that it had been eaten was a problem.

Was it a problem? And if not, then why did you ask who ate it??

Pengggwn · 21/07/2018 05:40

God, some people here are hard work!

BrandNewHouse · 21/07/2018 05:46

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AjasLipstick · 21/07/2018 06:09

If OP accuses him of eating food, then perhaps OP needs to look at the way she communicates.

rwalker · 21/07/2018 06:30

tbh i do this dw asks question like who put that like that in the dishwasher when there is only me and her him that house .so it's obviously me so why ask

Skittlesandbeer · 21/07/2018 06:36

Yep, this happens several times a day at my house.

I used to repeat my question 3 or 4 times until he managed to answer it. Sometimes I’d add a passive-aggressive ‘Or’ at the start eg:

Me: do you know where the secateurs are?
DH: yes, you’re right, the roses really could use a prune.
Me: Or, do you know where the secateurs are???

Now I just stand there, staring at him, until the awkward silence prompts him to reconsider what I actually asked.

Our 7yo gently pushes him into a chair, puts her hands on his shoulders and stares deep into his eyes, if she needs an answer to a question. She speaks slowly and enunciates dramatically, as one might do to a person with significant brain damage.

Lord knows how he manages to run his business.

The only insight I have, is that he runs more on feelings than logic. He confronts conversations as if they are a piece of music, rather than an attempt to elicit actual concrete information. He reacts to the speaker, not the words. He utters whatever his feelings have evoked in himself, and having heard himself speak, decides that the conversational form has been achieved and can now end. That is, I said something, he said something, job done.

My mum is similarly frustrating to speak to, but I think something different is happening. With her it feels like her brain is full of trains of thought (I picture these as actual trains) rushing about in a random chaos (fuelled by generalised anxiety, I fear). If you ask her a question, a bell rings in her head. A random train will pull into a random station, and unload its cargo. The answer you get will be nothing like on topic. The Surrealists would have loved her!

I used to think I was going mad, talking to these two. Now my DD and I take solace in each other’s logical minds!

borntobequiet · 21/07/2018 06:36

In some cases this is a manifestation of Mrs Cake Syndrome:
wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Evadne_Cake

MrsSchadenfreude · 21/07/2018 06:52

Is he a politician?

OddS0ck · 21/07/2018 06:52

OP is a woman, therefore when she asks her husband a simple question half of MN assume she is nagging, scolding, accusing or interrogating.

Runs deep, doesn't it?

fbsg · 21/07/2018 06:58

OP is a woman, therefore when she asks her husband a simple question half of MN assume she is nagging, scolding, accusing or interrogating.

Runs deep, doesn't it?

Yep. Fucking depressing the number of people on this thread who have assumed fault on the OP’s part for no reason whatsoever. She had a perfectly good reason for asking the question she asked! Why assume otherwise?

BolleauxtoBankers · 21/07/2018 07:05

But the OP has explained there was a specific, logical reason for her asking who ate the melon and her DH was clearly on the defensive with his response as no-one had eaten it, he'd thrown it away when it had been left for someone specific to eat it!
My own D(ick)H(ead) drives me absolutely nuts by not answering direct questions, even ones which only require a "yes" or a "no" reply, and by going off at a tangent which doesn't answer the question at all. He differs from the OP's DH, though, in that he insists on keeping everything in the fridge long after its use by date, even when it is evident the stuff has gone off or shrivelled away. I actually have to wait till he goes away (luckily he travels a lot on business) to empty the fridge of the months old stagnant food.

Fluffiest · 21/07/2018 07:06

Please, no more theories about who ate the melon. The OP explained that her DH threw it away on page 2. She also explained why she was asking.

Also, it is OK to ask who ate the melon. It really is.

epicclusterfuck · 21/07/2018 07:10

Mine does this, it's because he only hears part of the question. So he will hear melon and give an answer to what he thought was asked. Still really annoying.

mummmy2017 · 21/07/2018 07:11

I changed the way I did read answers from my children, after getting fed up of lack of answers...
Who ate the melon.?
There were 3 pieces.
OK, thanks, I will buy more and give the children some.

Cheby · 21/07/2018 07:12

*OP is a woman, therefore when she asks her husband a simple question half of MN assume she is nagging, scolding, accusing or interrogating.

Runs deep, doesn't it?*

This^^

And so many posters leaping in to accuse of nagging or say OP is out of order without reading the bloody thread! If they had, they would see the question was perfectly legitimate, And was not an accusation of her DH.

mummmy2017 · 21/07/2018 07:13

Who is taking the children to school?
She has had breakfast.
Great you can take her then.

Weepingangels · 21/07/2018 07:21

The aunt and dd would annoy me because they dont make sense. In those cases, i would point out 'thats not what i asked' then repeat the question.

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