Mature escort

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Just after people's opinions on how they'd feel living opposite a very busy adult escort. Living in a quiet cul de sac but our house is the only one that would directly be able to see what's going on (worked it out when off on maternity leave before baby was here, lots of time on my hands!)

Have you spotted Wayne Rooney yet? He enjoys a more seasoned sex worker

It's a "moral" judgement. By someone who is apparently sufficiently well paid to pay 50%

Not a moral judgement at all. I have no problem at all with a woman selling sex (it has gone on throughout history).

I am just saying there's no harm in giving the Inland Revenue a tip off.

Does HMRC take tittle tattle from a website into consideration

Do we know she's not paying her taxes? Every bit of income might be filled on a tax return. One of my friends lives opposite a sex worker, she answers the door in her slinky nightdress. My friend does not give a flying fuck how this lady makes her money.

Who's paying 50% of their income in taxes?!

Er me. Even more when you factor in National Insurance and VAT.

I don’t imagine you would OP, but don’t puncture tyres or snap widescreen wipers ffs.

What kinda stupid advice is that?!

And the police aren’t going to go round and have a word.

Does HMRC take tittle tattle from a website into consideration

Excuse me. HMRC will fucking audit you of they think you have been out of the UK for less days than you say you have or if your office at home isn't really an office.

But they probably don't police Mn

No way. Id be reporting. Setting up cctv and making it known to the men that that they were on camera. Could you post pictures of them on Facebook? No way would I find it acceptable and I would have it sorted.

Spray shaving foam or egg their cars while they’re otherwise engaged. Snap the windscreen wipers or similar.

Do not do this unless you want to be prosecuted for criminal damage.

@Vashna Brilliant advice....... wtf.

Well every thread can come up with a stealth boast, however unlikely the subject matter

They won’t report you for snapping windscreen wipers OP because that would involve an explanation as to why they were parked in the cup-de-sac in the first place. Who cares anyway?

If you’re on maternity leave and spending long periods feeding etc, you might be able to take photos of them going in. Quickly print out the photo on A4 and then put it face up behind their windscreen wipers do they see it when they come out. Write on the back something like “more copies where this came from.” They’ll have no proof it was you and will no doubt want to get the hell out of there asap, hopefully never to return.

Well I'm guessing that was directed at me. Not a "stealth boast" at all - a fact. Why should I be paying more than £100K in taxes every year when others end up with more "cash in hand" than me.

I guess I'm just resentful that I am not sure I would get enough clients were I to take up this line of work

vashna People don’t need to explain anything when reporting vandalism to their car. The police wouldn’t ask or car why they were parked there.

Therefore your advice is ridiculous and dangerous.

Why should I be paying more than £100K in taxes every year when others end up with more "cash in hand" than me

Comparison is the thief of joy. Where does the “it’s not fair” feeling get you other than making yourself bitter?

The punter would have no proof it was the OP. It could be anyone walking their dog.

It doesn't matter what the car owner can prove. You don't vandalise cars.

Comparison is the thief of joy. Where does the “it’s not fair” feeling get you other than making yourself bitter?

You're so right. I will jack in my business and see how I do advertising my saggy tits on the Internet. I am sure the NHS would be delighted to see their revenue from me go to zero.

Well I’m my book you don’t visit prostitutes either. If there’s a moral dilemma between paying for sex or a bit of shaving foam ir whatever on a windscreen, I know which side of the fence I’m on.

The punter would have no proof it was the OP. It could be anyone walking their dog.

There are more cameras around than you can ever imagine. Even if (and it's a big if) the car belonged to a "punter" - he still has a right that his legally parked car is not criminally damaged. If this came to prosecution he would have no need to explain why he was parked there or what he was doing.

OP DO NOT take the law into your own hands. The Inland Revenue is your best bet.

In fact I would be stating to the police that punters are using my residential parking space on a regular basis to see the prostitute opposite and if they are not prepared to do anything about this set-up, I will be taking matters into my own hands. If I get a fine, so what?

vashna It’s not a more dilemma, that’s would be a criminal act. Why risk a criminal conviction because of your neighbour?!