To think I'm just curvy? Doctor says I'm fat. Pic included.

[TheCatOfAthenry]

So I was underweight as a young one and always vomiting and the humans put me on a special diet.

My doctor gave me a jab yesterday and told me to lose a kilo or two. The humans agreed, but I really think I'm just cuddly.

Am I in denial? How can I get my bikini body back?

Yours,
Biscuit

How to get a bikini body:

Buy a bikini
Put it on your body
Done

The doc is an arse.

I think your human is doing you an injustice, I want allllll the pics!

I can’t see your tummy. I suggest you cut back on midmice snacks.

And this is why we have to worry about our much loved pets putting themselves on starvation diets! We think they are being fussy about different brands of food when in fact they are traumatised by fat-shaming vets. Disgusting!

It's difficult to tell as you're wearing black which is quite slimming....

Never mind that - are you wearing FUR??????!!!!!!

You were a poorly baby who sicked a lot, the doctor is not allowed to comment in your weight. Next visit, hold in a wee and let go all over him.

Black is very slimming on you i must say, you have a nice shiny coat, big yellow eyes and a great figure..the doctor is talking shite,you look great.

totally beach ready already

Little broad in the beam 😂

Tricky. Unless you'd rather be called pudding than biscuit then it may be time to consider making some lifestyle changes. Have you tried the mouse/vole/shrew diet?

Poor biscuit! My dog wasn't told straight out she was fat, she was told she was 'over conditioned'. As her human, at first I thought it was a good thing...then I realised it was a nice way of telling me my dog was fat. We just cut down the volume of her food and all is well.

One of my old lady cats can get quite ill from time to time and lose a lot of weight, vet said a few months ago that she should go on a diet. We disagreed due to her age and health. We carried on as we were and a few weeks later she got ill and didn't eat for a week, the extra poundage kept her going!

Id complain in writing and have them struck off

@alonso, will a paw print suffice?

😂. Nice photo OP.

Perhaps you're just fluffy?

Now is the time to be honest. Are you getting fed at other houses in the neighbourhood? Does Mrs Smith at no. 32 call you Fluffykins?

Aww, Biscuit

You are beautiful the way you are. Ignore the haters!

I’m in the middle of a pub garden on my own (waiting for friend) and I just laughed out loud.
I did not expect that.

Have you considered upping your exercise at all? 'Birdercise' is quite popular I believe. It's a full body workout.

If your humans make a sort of "Oof" noise when they pick you up, or "Gerroff" whe you find a comfy lap, then YABU and need to cut back on the pies dreamies a tad.
HTH

ps: I surprised myself and caught a bird the other day, I didn't know what to do with so I called my human who picked it up, went into the garden with it, and was examining it for death when it flew away. Clumsy oaf of a human. Yamacat xx

For you dear Biscuit

Just out of curiosity, those cat pics are either photoshopped or taken with dead or drugged cats right?
It always bothers me so I thought I'd ask if anyone knew

Nonsense! You’re not fat, you’re Reubenesque. That mean vet is just envious of your womanly curves.