to be annoyed at eating sausages for lunch

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i buy sausages and divide them into 4, since our dc are older and in and out and not sure if they will be home.
so i defrost for whoever is home for an Evening Meal

DH announces, he will have a sausage sandwich for lunch, or a couple of sausages for breakfast, like a bloody king!
AIBU to attempt to restrict this reckless behaviour?

What is left over Yorkshire pudding? There's no such thing.

Trigger : Quorn sausages
The microthingeywhatsits grown in a lab made of fungus (I'm selling it to you, right? ) and give everyone the gyp, especially people like me with IBS ............................... they throw themselves into the mascerator , voluntary like.

Same as Fruitarians know that fruit throws itself off a tree (not sure if it works for potatoes , they need dug up, but they aren't fruit)

Biscuits do the same to DS, they throw themselves into his shopping basket

Those poor ikle microthingys that die to make sausages that aren’t real

Those microthingies are indestructible; come the apocalypse all that will be left is quorn and cockroaches.

Haven't RTFT. Didn't get past he will have a sausage sandwich for lunch, or a couple of sausages for breakfast, like a bloody king!

Jesus, I must live in an alternative universe 😂

The only way to change his behaviour is to give him hole with no toad for his tea. That'll learn him.

In other words, just Yorkshire pudding?

I don't think that would teach him much – it would still be a delicious dinner!

We had a left over sausage this morning. No one wanted it as we had had such a full breakfast. I gave the sausage to the cat. I feel this makes me the god of sausages....

YABU of course you are.

Sausage sandwiches are nectar of the gods and although I’m not in the slightest bit hungry I’d murder one about now!

So your husband is at home and shouldn’t eat a sausage as an (assume adult) child decides they want a sausage at some stage on the future?

That’s all kind of fucked up.

That would be the sausage that broke the canel’s back in any marriage.

*camel

What is left over Yorkshire pudding? There's no such thing.

well, no, and that is one of the reasons for my jeans being tight..

It's like those people who advocate putting the mythical left-over red wine into ice cube trays for bolognese later - absolute fiction.

Op on the surface yes you appear to be unreasonable however answer a few questions please.

Can you afford for him to eat the 4 sausages?

Would this leave the rest of you without a evening meal?

Does he have form for eating what is left to others to eat?

Jeeessus my husband just doesnt know how good he has got it. He got FOUR sausages for breckfast on Cheesy topped cobs and I even splashed out on a egg to go on top!

Who rations sausages? Glad I don’t live with you. Are you really struggling with money? As that is the only reason for this I can think of tbh.

I had 4 sausages in a roll with cheese for my breakfast this morning 😋

It's like those people who advocate putting the mythical left-over red wine into ice cube trays for bolognese later - absolute fiction.

What a load of bolognese!
Leftover red wine? Urban myth

My husband is allowed to eat anything he likes from the fridge, at whatever time of day and in whatever’s quantity he choses as soon as he starts buying the actual food.

what a wonderful relationship you have

I haven’t figured out what the actual issue is ?

Is is you will need to get more out the freezer which you could easily of done before lunch .

If you are simply going to freeze the sausages why not buy a frozen bag.

My guess is you said it tongue in cheek but he would of needed something for lunch

But some extra sausages so the odd sausage sandwich is not a disaster?

Sausage for a sausage

Wtf?

If anyone tried to control what I ate in my own house I’d kick them out!

That's for reminding me about the sausages still in the fridge. My lunchtime butty was delicious!

Cf sausage muncher

😂 Been out, will catch up later

I haven't had sausage in ages misses the point of the thread

1/4 sausage is a poor excuse for dinner.