If you were allowed to be unreasonable

[WingsofNylon]

What three things would you do?

I would:
fire anyone (not just in my work but everywhere) that ever uttered the phrase "I am not being funny, but..."

insist that my next door neighbours move and the old lovely ones come back.

tell people when they are boring me.

Silvery or you could just drive into them? 😂

I’d respsond with a “boooring,” meme to anyone who uses the term “date night” to tell the world on social media that they are going out and imminently going to shag their oh. Going out with your partner doesn’t need a label, it is just a normal part of a relationship. Also, no one cares.

I’d drive like I was playing Mario Kart, weaving in and out of traffic.

I’d sing very loudly and tunelessly in public.

I’d shout “hurry up, and stop talking” to all shop assistants.

I’d shave my cat as I can’t get rid of his fleas, and I could see them if he was bald (and kill the bastards).

I’d use all our savings and fly first class until we ran out of money.

I’d like my parents to move house as it holds so many bad memories for me that it kills me everytime I visit. I love them but they love their home, so it is an unreasonable desire, unfortunately.

I’d like all bad peolpe to experience the same fate as their victims.

I can't tell you how often I've been tempted Perfectly Unfortunately they are so stupid they have to be saved from themselves

When I am queen of the world....

Dropping litter and especially fly tipping on picturesque back roads will be punishable by death.

Beetroot and onions will be made illegal.

“I’d respsond with a “boooring,” meme to anyone who uses the term “date night” to tell the world on social media that they are going out and imminently going to shag their oh. Going out with your partner doesn’t need a label, it is just a normal part of a relationship. Also, no one cares.”

This is true. I also think it is people that don’t have a nightlife or sexlife that use the term... it’s exciting and out of the ordinary for them thus the posting.