BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

I will get my revenge, so I will!

The best revenge would be to move in a stud muffin with rock hard buns & parade him around the front lawn for them to see whilst you squirt cream over his rock hard buns - he'll her coffee over his lap in shock!

By the way Fnarr: so I will???

Shouldn't you be over in Craicnet with the soda bread?!

Look here, with Brexit on the horizon and the fear of a possible bun shortage, we don't want your lot coming over here stealing our English buns.

Drop his coffee FFS one mention of rock hard buns & all pedanticism flies out the bloody window

Pedanticism isn't even a real word

Who wants a new thread to carry on the bunfight? Raise your buns now...

Well Bunsnetters, as we near BREAKING THE THREAD it's time to start bowing out. I for one have received my final warning email from HQ, saying unless I submit to my injections for delusions of grandeur issues, and supply HQ with a case of Strawberry Baileys to replace the Lambrusco, they're shipping me out to that veritable wasteland NetBuns .

Remember, we might have won the bun battle, but we haven't yet won the bun war.

Keep on extracting the urine from yourselves. I know I certainly have. Thanks to the OP for starting the thread. Maybe it even belongs in Classics?

Fight the good Bunfight. All power to your buns, puns and bunpuns. I shall miss you all.

It's been a blast(of buns). Thank you from me, my buns and the triplets.

TTFN

My wealthy mother refuses to drop off her perch and leave all her buns to me. The selfish cow insists on living as long as possible, darn her. After all, it's my inheritance and not really her yeastly goods.

Inconsiderate rotten git that she is.

And another thing.

She hates Chelsea Buns. What did Chelsea ever do to her, eh?

And another thing.

She parks badly.

And another thing.

She once hurt my feelings by telling me how pregnant I looked when I was approximately 37 months pregnant. Even though it was 12 years, 8 months and 16 days since she made that comment I am still offended.

And another thing.

She goes to church. Dares to call herself a christian. I've heard her chuckling to her equally evil friends about delivering the handsome new vicar some fresh-from-the-oven Hot Cross Buns.

At her age!

And another thing.

[Mumsnet: That's enough things.]

whilst you squirt cream over his rock hard buns

Ooo-er matron.

Terf go NC that's too many things to be dealing with on top of all your bun issues.

Obviously show up at the funeral when she finally shuffles off the mortal coil & act like the best daughter in the world this will help when you contest the will.

Shouldn't you be over in Craicnet with the soda bread?!

Yes, I should have known better than to try and fit in as a middle-class suburbanite somewhere in the south-east. If I'd stuck to soda-bread instead of having pretensions of living in the stockbroker belt and trying to be like Hyacinth Bucket, none of this would have happened.

Soda bread is much more filling and wholesome anyway. Much like my next man is going to be.

FnarrFnarr get yourself on Bunder & have some fun with a hot young bun

And another bunthing.

(You didn't think I'd really scone just yet, did you?)

About half way through, it dawned on me about future Advanced Searches where posts from this Fred come up.

So I just want to say I suspect that we're all really quite naice.

New thread!

If you want some more buns... lets go!

Blackbelt No, for your information I didn’t need a long rest after the birth. I got talking to Amal and George C who were in the next suite with their twins, and I couldn’t get away.

Popping your buns out the Aga in the Portland’s gym is so chavvy. Good grief woman have you no sense of decorum.

suburbanite

south-east

I am horrified.

chavvy

I am outed horrified.

Only 8 left. I hope the OP comes back in time. Perhaps she's too busy on Bunder.

I feel attacked!

I feel attacked! to the new fred??

Bought a bun in a cafe today, but it had a bloody great hole in it!

The snotty waiter assured me it was a "lifestyle doughnut".

I mean, really! Have you ever heard of such a thing?

That kind of malarkey might fly with the hipsters, but he isn't fooling me. Not for one minute

I

Won

The

Bunfight!!!