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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
Just5minspeace · 11/06/2018 04:30

I don’t think you should be posting things like that on here. There is a sex forum you know.
I’ve reported.

Kittycuddles · 11/06/2018 04:32

Bnu **

Kittycuddles · 11/06/2018 04:34

Erm five....

Are you trying to limit my freedom of speech to discuss my genital warts wherever and whenever I want because I bet its people like you who are against bf publicly and that's just sick.

What does bf stand for again? Boot fucking?

WhiskeySourpuss · 11/06/2018 05:21

There is a sex forum you know.

Ooh where???

Kittycuddles · 11/06/2018 05:33

Www.poonhub.com

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/06/2018 06:22

Are these buns gf, or df, or egg free? If not-how dare you. I might be intolerant or allergic (CBA with the difference) Not been diagnosed, but I once felt sick after eating a box of French fancies, so that's probably it! So how dare you. I demand all the free from buns! All of them?
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Ewwwww, these buns are awful.

TerfsUp · 11/06/2018 07:21

blatant post for validation

TerfsUp · 11/06/2018 07:21

bump

TerfsUp · 11/06/2018 07:22

What nobody?

sobs

You MN are a cold, uncaring lot.

WhiskeySourpuss · 11/06/2018 07:26

Aww Terf babes you're doing amazing considering how difficult you've had it with your buns recently BrewWineThanksCake for you

beluga425 · 11/06/2018 08:17

Message withdrawn at poster's request

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Sortofcool · 11/06/2018 08:34

I can’t understand how MNHQ haven’t pulled this thread for descended into a (literal) bunfight. 37 pages of vitriolic bile and yet just like Usain Bolt, it just keeps running.

Sortofcool · 11/06/2018 08:35

Descending.

FreudianSlurp · 11/06/2018 08:41

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Sortofcool · 11/06/2018 08:58

I never thought about that Freudian but now you’ve mentioned the MN royalty thing, I reckon you must be right. Can’t think of any other reasonable explanation. Other than woo. Shock. This whole thread could be a figment of our collective imaginations.

beluga425 · 11/06/2018 09:01

sort Deleted? I was going to make a new one!

Freudian Gin and Dubonnet just like Mum used to make.

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FreudianSlurp · 11/06/2018 09:08

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FreudianSlurp · 11/06/2018 09:16

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beluga425 · 11/06/2018 09:21

Hmm Well in my day one did not show one's shoulders.

OP posts:
sashh · 11/06/2018 09:24

Reporting to MNHQ.

That'll lern u

Oh and just to prove how long I have been here, lemon drizzle, Brian from , penguin bollards and it is your wedding have children if you want.

FreudianSlurp · 11/06/2018 09:26

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AbsolutelyBeginning · 11/06/2018 09:33

Going to have a Gin and DuBUNnet tonight.

WhiskeyBNHQ · 11/06/2018 10:04

Just a gentle reminder that bunsnet is a place of support & all this bunslinging isn't in the spirit of bunsnet & isn't helping the OP.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/06/2018 10:17

Lanacane anti-chafing gel will sort that out.