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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
TerfsUp · 10/06/2018 21:14

Are you calling me a liar, Freudian?

FreudianSlurp · 10/06/2018 21:16

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Thesearepearls · 10/06/2018 21:31

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TerfsUp · 10/06/2018 21:35

[Good one, Thesearepearls!]

beluga425 · 10/06/2018 22:49
Hmm
OP posts:
BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 10/06/2018 23:40

HmmHmm

StaplesCorner · 10/06/2018 23:45

Massive drip feed.

beluga425 · 10/06/2018 23:58

Oh my God, how could you. Of course it's a drip feed I can't afford to feed in any other way (and wouldn't dream of accepting anything from anyone).

All major credit cards accepted.

OP posts:
BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 00:14

I've got a few airmiles leftover after the triplets Cup. You could have those.

beluga425 · 11/06/2018 00:40

Oh well I suppose I might be able to use them on one of my 30 yearly breaks. Thanks Blackbelt I'm sitting here welling up.

OP posts:
Sortofcool · 11/06/2018 01:30

Don’t you glare at me Blackbelt. Your air miles have nothing to do with me matey. I would ask whether you meant to be so rude but suspect you’d say yes. I bet you voted to leave in the referendum too. No thought for people like me from immigrant backgrounds.

Kittycuddles · 11/06/2018 02:43

@Blackbelt

Okai

Cool

I'm fed up with the mumsnet snobs Angry

Throwing biscuits around because they can't afford buns Confused

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 03:14

Mumsnet snob Shock

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 03:18

Matey Shock

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 03:19

Rude Shock

Kittycuddles · 11/06/2018 03:22

Did you just call me a mumsnet snob?

Where's mnhq when you need them!?

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 03:25

voted to leave ShockShockShock

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 03:30
Sad

GinCake

Kittycuddles · 11/06/2018 03:32

I just want you all to know that I am glaring resentufully at this thread.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 03:52

I think you meant resentfuly Kitty

Kittycuddles · 11/06/2018 03:54

No I meant what I said.

You said it in common language.

It's the new trend to spell things wrong.

So I will have you know.

I think you meant 'poorankdily' and 'smoogue'

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 03:58

common Shock

Kittycuddles · 11/06/2018 04:00

Flooncing **

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 04:03

NAH, OH SOD IT!

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 11/06/2018 04:09

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