BUNFIGHT HERE

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Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

Bishop oh do pipe down dear. You're ver ver ver inconsiderate. Hamsters, farting and elderberries are all ver ver ver triggering to moi. Especially all together. Not to mention undermining to Freudian's fight against morbun obesity.

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Like morbun obesity is as bad as it gets.
My obesity is morbun mega fuklode.
Beat that.

"BishopBrennansArse

Ooh farts contain carbs? Better do more, then."

My newborn agrees. I think she's a genius because she's already farting at an adult level. We're very proud.

Well, Bishop, after the triplets my buns are not what they used to be. I'm thinking of adding more self-raising flour. Can any kindly Bunsnetters recommend a good supportive bunstand?

No I'M reporting everyone Freudian. I'm closer to Bunsnet Royalty in the line of succession after all. Even the OP said 'MEH' in my direction. See, I told you I was ver ver ver important.

Sneakily throws buns at unsuspecting members of this bun load of bumheads and then ducks to make sure the blame is placed or lands on other members

Preferably @Blackbelt* @Bishop and @LeighaJ*

I've already reported you all but BNHQ are still pissed from all the Lambrusco last night & obviously can't be arsed to deal with you bunslinging bunstards

Fuck sake... just realised I live in Scotland & now my shoulders are freezing

Oh, I see Tikky is back with her strange spellings and s-e-x references. Tikky dear if you're going to call us childish names, we're bunheads not bumheads, thank you ver much. And if you're going to mention ducks, they have to be in a row, and you have to feed them buns.

It is just THE LAW at BunsnetHQ, dear.

Blackbelt sorry to hear you’ve got droopy buns after the triplets. Mine are still perky thanks to getting back to the gym within an hour of the birth. I’d hate my buns to look like soggy croissants. I really feel for you. Oh and regarding bun stands. I believe Bravissimo cater for the droopy of buns.

Surely it's Bunissimo for droopy buns... perky doesn't mean best friends with your belly button Sort

Whiskey sorry yes I meant Bunissimo. My boobs are best friends with my chin they’re so perky. Just sayIn.

Soggy croissants

Please help me MN

I've just found out my not-so DH has been dipping his buns in NDN's coffee! She's a slutty bitch and I hate her. I will never be able to look at a bun in the same way again. It's muffins for me all the way now. Preferably of the stud variety!!!!!!!!!

FnarrFnarr

Leave The Bun.

FnarrFnarr if she'd kept her coffee in an insulated mug he'd never have been tempted to dip his buns in it... I bet she was just swanning around flashing her coffee in an extra large Costa cappuccino mug giving easy access for bun dipping!

It's BN now, not MN Fnarr. The Bunfighters have taken over.

I bet she was just swanning around flashing her coffee in an extra large Costa cappuccino mug giving easy access for bun dipping

YES! This is just the way she behaves! I can see it all so clearly now. I bet they are having a great laugh at my expense. I will get my revenge, so I will!

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Ah, crap! My own fault. I was selfishly focusing on my life falling apart and the fact I can never eat buns again, instead of minding my PC manners. Bugger. I can't do anything right. No wonder he went next-door

Yes indeedy Fnarr. Please do beat yourself up because it will save us the effort of doing it for you. You must understand WHY your STBXDH

Posted too soon. Insincere apologies.

...strayed. If you'd provided him with an endless supply of available, exciting, various buns, mixed it up a little, you could have saved yourself all this heartache.

shoots everyone with splurge guns and cream pies

take that you nest of vipers

How very rude

If you'd provided him with an endless supply of available, exciting, various buns, mixed it up a little, you could have saved yourself all this heartache

Oh my gosh, thank you so so much for this insight! It will be invaluable going forward. I admit I could have tried a bit harder. Instead, the only thing that got hard was my buns. I let our relationship get stale - much like my boring old samey buns

Oh! To be able to do it all again with what I know now. What I wouldn't give for the chance to put a little icing on the last few buns I gave DH. It might have made all the difference. Instead he had to dip them in the NDN's coffee to make them taste good.

Never mind, my next guy will get the benefit. He'll never get the same teacake twice, I can promise that much.