BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

Wrong thread

Thank you BNHQ. It's good to know I (remember me, I AM the OP) can rely on BunsNet in my hour of need and in my constant need to be reafirmed, to have my utter nonsense believed and my quest to collect hard earned cash from the gullible generosity of actual teal and possibly even genuinely nice people.

From the bottom of my (cold, calculating) heart, I thank you.

OH other half? You are a whole person. Better half. I think I need to throw up.

Mountains are you on glue?

Mountains RTFT

I need to throw up
What about the children!

Are you hungry, OP?

I can arrange for some buns to be sent to you. Just take the delivery in, there is nothing to pay. Glad to help a fellow Bunsnetter in need any time. I know you'd do the same for me.

Freudian so kind
Bunzilla knows what to do
Common Haiku texts

AbsolutelyBeginning
Would I fuck?
chomp chomp chomp
Gluten free next time and if you insist COLD HARD CASH!

Yes, I could totes send you money, OP. There's no way I could see a member of the sisterhood and a Bunsnetter no less going without her daily bun. Not on my watch!

Morning Sista Bunslingers. I trust you've not been playing naicely in my absence?

Has anyone said your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries yet?

I've not read the fucking thread.

Message deleted at poster's request.

I realise that you must have all missed me terribly, and I'm sorry for those of you who have been pining or suffering withdrawal symptoms, but I have been off doing something terribly terribly important because I am far, far, far, more terribly important than anyone else on this Fred.

There. I've said it. Somebody had to.

Meh

Unfortunately Blackbelt has been bunned & we have referred her to the appropriate services to enable her to seek help for her deluded ideas

I fart in your general direction, Freudian.

I shall hoik up my buns and respond with suitable self-importance once I have finished laughing at Bishop

Sorry to hear about your morbun obesity, Freudian. It begs the question: Who ate all the buns?

Ooh farts contain carbs? Better do more, then.