BUNFIGHT HERE

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Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

I saw a Tweet about an IG post that you put on a blog somewhere TerfsUp. I see you.

Well, you can't. Because I name change AND change details after every post so you witches can't track me down and tell me that yesterday I said I was Swedish and had an IQ of 160 and three nannies for the two children I have with my wealthy husband whose name I'm certain of but whose age and posh-bashing with me because I fly in private plans for my 18 holidays a year while I make my hitchhike. It builds character.

Gah. That post was a bit of a dog's breakfast. I hope it riled all you dog-owners out there who are barbecuing and making noise until the ridiculous hour of 3pm in the afternoon.

If we don't break the Fred, I'll eat my bun.

And everyone else's for that matter.

Stoic, I am.

That Alexa. I'm sacking her once I find a replacement for one of the four nannies I have for my one child.

Terf has stolen my identity and has been pretending to be me!

Hmm. I suppose that does explain the order for the giant telly.

[That last post made me laugh and laugh.]

As you were, peasantry.

I’m a higher rate tax payer.

[BlackBelt's post made me laugh, too.]

But this doesn't mean that should you encounter me in First Class you have the right to speak to me.

PAH! HAH!

I see your flat-screened goat and First class travel, and I raise you my wall-mounted alpaca and private jet.

I'm reporting you all for being bridge dwelling trolls...** I don't know who is who now & I think you have all made up lots of shite on this Fred whereas I have been nothing but open & honest

Some of you will remember that I got all my legal training in a First Class carriage.

I am a homeless troll. Bridges are luxury for trolls like me.

Freudian you really should've put a trigger warning with that post I'm having flashbacks of being forced to do netball in a gym skirt with regular knickers underneath

I was made to do gym in my underwear in a First Class carriage once, anyone else have similar experiences?

That's where I got my medical training.

I would tell you more about my training but that would be outing.

Oh it's the train troll - reported.

I might not be able to afford buns, but am not drinking Lambrusco.. I only drink the finest champagne. I have standards yunno.

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Stop bullying me, Freudian. Just because I am a fabulously wealthy working mother with a titled father doesn't mean that I have feelings, you know.

I have standards yunno

Theire low but their still standards.