To be weirded out?

[Theanimalsoffarthingwood]

Moved into our house about 6 months ago.

Today dh was working in the loft and he found some kind of old porn magazine called Sun Lovers, looks like it could be from the 70s, tucked away under the insulation with an ancient Christmas tree fairy.

Pretty gross and went straight in the bin, it must have been up there years and years, before the previous owners.

What strange things have you found in your house when you've moved in?

mavismcruet Oh god you couldn’t help the jokes lol. I take it they haven’t mentioned finding the photos then?

@Quack no they definitely kept quiet about them! Can you imagine the uncomfortableness of that conversation

Enough tins of paint in the shed to open my own DIY store! Golf clubs in the shed and a bike in the garage. Thank goodness it was nothing like some of the things mentioned in this thread.

My friend was redecorating the bathroom and found 3 “sexy” photos of the wife including one full frontal legs akimbo tucked behind the bathroom cabinet!

She must have been flexible if she managed to wrap her legs around the bathroom cabinet.

mavismcruet I can. I wouldn’t say anything myself lol

If he had been making the jokes after telling them that would have been hilarious and a brave man too 😂

40 or so milk bottles (4pt'ers) filled with piss with a date written on them in marker pen, in the loft. Dates between 1992-1994.

@Hoopaloop err that's grim! 🤢

Some of these are really spooky.

We found a pencil sketch of an ejaculating penis on the inside of the sliding fitted wardrobe doors. I only discovered it cos I stood inside the wardrobe to clean it. I rediscovered it today cos we are moving tomorrow so giving the house a final clean.

I hope the new owners don't think we drew it.

Loads of (used) sanitary towels in the built in wardrobes. This was a woman in her thirties too. Dirty mare.